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« on: October 11, 2009, 12:34:31 AM »



Gentlemen, stop starting at my chest and pay attention!
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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2009, 06:23:40 AM »

"OK, there's plenty for everybody. Just line up and I'll take each of you in turn."
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2009, 06:57:38 AM »

I'm sorry to tell you all, but I am actually your cousin....
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2009, 07:43:11 PM »

Jar Jar is being held captive and the Emperor is threatening to kill him.  We need one volunteer to rescue him...anyone?  Anyone?  Hello?
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2009, 08:05:17 PM »

"Chewie's assfur has clogged the toilet. Anyone up for some scatplay?"
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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2009, 09:56:11 PM »

I've called this meeting to put a hault to the incest rumors floating around base regarding Luke and myself. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 10:11:40 PM »

I've never been to Jabba the Hutt's palace, and next guy who uses the phrase "Slave Girl Leia" is gonna get my curling iron where the sun don't shine....
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2009, 12:00:42 AM »



No, I am not going to put on the metal bikini! can we get back to the mission please?!
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2009, 04:48:39 AM »

No, I did NOT do it with Jabba or the Ewoks!!!  You guys and your sick fantasies..!!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2009, 06:38:50 AM »

3...2...1.......b*****e!
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2009, 06:52:01 AM »

3...2...1.......b*****e!

Somebody was going to go there. It was just a matter of who. Karma. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2009, 08:52:44 AM »

The rebel base is under attack we have...eeeek...dammit Han, how many time have I told you don't pinch my @ss in public. 
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2009, 09:07:35 AM »



Tonight on Intervention
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2009, 09:09:05 AM »

San Quentin: 2090
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2009, 12:16:52 PM »

Ok, who wants to do me "Wampa style"?
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