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« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM »
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
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« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2010, 10:30:17 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
And whereas older cartoons are concerned, the residents' teeth will be at least a foot long, their eyes will be shut, and they will bow at least once every second.
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« Reply #62 on: January 12, 2010, 11:13:46 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 11, 2010, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
And whereas older cartoons are concerned, the residents' teeth will be at least a foot long, their eyes will be shut, and they will bow at least once every second.

Don't forget the yellow skin, long braid and coolie hat.

The other interesting thing about a hole through the earth, is that you will fall all the way through. When, and only when, you emerge on the other side and everything around you flips right side up, does gravity pull you the other way. This usually only lasts long enough to take you back home. Oh, and chances are you'll pass a guy with horns and a pitchfork along the way.
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« Reply #63 on: January 13, 2010, 12:21:48 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 11, 2010, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
And whereas older cartoons are concerned, the residents' teeth will be at least a foot long, their eyes will be shut, and they will bow at least once every second.

This doesn't just apply to cartoons . . . Mickey Rooney was made up like this in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!
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« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2010, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 13, 2010, 12:21:48 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on January 11, 2010, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
And whereas older cartoons are concerned, the residents' teeth will be at least a foot long, their eyes will be shut, and they will bow at least once every second.

This doesn't just apply to cartoons . . . Mickey Rooney was made up like this in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!


Miss Gorightry!  You make-a too much noise!
God, I hated that movie.  Not just for his blatantly stereotyped performance, but the movie as a whole was just stupid IMO.
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« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2010, 04:41:08 PM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 14, 2010, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 13, 2010, 12:21:48 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on January 11, 2010, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 10, 2010, 04:29:24 PM
If you dig a hole straight down, you will pop up in China (where everything is upside down).
And whereas older cartoons are concerned, the residents' teeth will be at least a foot long, their eyes will be shut, and they will bow at least once every second.

This doesn't just apply to cartoons . . . Mickey Rooney was made up like this in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S!


Miss Gorightry!  You make-a too much noise!
God, I hated that movie.  Not just for his blatantly stereotyped performance, but the movie as a whole was just stupid IMO.

Wow . . . this is one of my favorite movies.  Not Top 10 or anything, but at least Top 50.
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« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2010, 07:13:42 PM »
Italians say picnic as dicnic
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« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2010, 08:27:47 PM »
If I learned anything is that most people are indestructible to just about anything.
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« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2010, 10:16:43 PM »

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Wow . . . this is one of my favorite movies.  Not Top 10 or anything, but at least Top 50.


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Really??  I guess I mostly didn't like it because Holly Golightly was such a complete dips**t in the movie, and towards the end George Peppard became just as stupid. 
There are definitely some films considered classics that I just didn't like.  That one, and Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf I just couldn't stand.
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« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2010, 02:45:49 PM »
Prehistoric dinasours and birds and be used as transport and tools,pigeons and sparrows are rivals,to make your car stop or go use your feet,mad scientists want to rule the world,cheaters never win,Richie Richs house is so big they have a long distence operator to rach the other end,Pigeons can fly and blow bugles at the same time,Your wrecked car gets fixed realy quick
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« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2010, 02:58:59 PM »
I've learned that getting shot point blank in the face doesn't kill you or put a hole in your head, it simply causes your face to be blackened temporarily.
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« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2010, 12:32:24 AM »
Condors dont like being shot at,Theres a difference between eating and consuming,Lovebirds can be realy romantic,If you press a button your space car folds into a briefcase,A rock & roll group can have three guitar players but no drummer,
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« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2010, 11:54:39 PM »
If you throw your six shooter in the air it will land in the holster and shoot you in the foot,You can drive your car through a hotel lobby up the stairs If you wack a crytsal alien on the head it will break into little bitties peices,You dont do anything it little space kiddets,A boulder can land on your head with no harm,
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« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2010, 03:12:20 AM »
You can stand in midair as long as you think there's something under you.

Rabbits are six feet tall on their hind feet.

Anvils are an extremely common item, that require moderate effort to lift and will give you a nasty bump if they land on you.


Actually, I watched cartoons for years before I even knew what an anvil was. I saw one in a machine shop when I was 7 or 8 and all was revealed. Eureka. That's what it's for. It is interesting when you look at those old cartoons and realize they were made in a time when most of the kids understood references to things like blacksmithing and farming. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of adults out there today who only know an anvil as an oddly shaped heavy thing that cartoon characters drop on each other.
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« Reply #74 on: April 29, 2010, 12:45:37 AM »
99% of the time villains just look cooler

Being ambitious tends to make you evil

If a villain threatens you or your loved ones, relax; the villain is probably incompetent and if things actually start to get serious a hero will swoop and save you

It's okay to be different as long as you never question the overall opinions and methods of the group

You can run off a cliff and continue running several feet in the air (horizontally) until you notice that you're not on a solid surface anymore.

There was a period in time when it was illegal for anthropomorphic animals to not wear white gloves.
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