Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi. what is the capital of your country?
Stranger: dunno
You: Dunno?
You: where is that? on mars?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Psycho Circus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi, what's your name?
You: Hi my name is Rat-tailed Jimmy
Stranger: Hey, really?
You: But my friends call me Dr. Feelgood
Stranger: ASL?
You: I'm a second hand hood that deals out in Hollywood
You: I've got a '65 chevy, primed in flames, I'd trade it for some powdered goods
Stranger: I'm 22 Bi female, you horny?
You: Sure, let me be your frankenstein
Stranger: Okay!
Stranger: Wanna have some fun then on camera?
You: I'm a two time loser running out of juice
Stranger: I don't understand
You: I've got one thing you'll understand...
Stranger: what
You: I'm not what you'd call a glamorous man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

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Stranger:  male 26
You: yooooooooooooooooooo gabba gabba!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RCMerchant]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m
You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes
Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal?
You: I'm an open book
Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real.
You: I've never measured it
You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen
Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know.
You: Let me just eyeball it
Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis.
You: OH! My mistake
You: how embarrassing
Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs?
You: About half the size of my cock
Stranger: Inches please.
You: Slightly bigger than half a hen
You: Perhaps 2 chicks
Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding!
You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens
You: Well and this huge cock
Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker?
You: The peckers are small
You: It would be so hard to measure them
You: They move so much
Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all!
You: I am not kidding either anymore
You: It's bigger than the hen
You: I don't want to brag
Stranger: Just say it! Dang
You: Ok
You: I have sex with chickens
You: Don't judge me
Stranger: Wow, ok..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow. I t dosent get any better than that.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Ask me 5 questions, go! ( 23 / Male / London )
Stranger: show me your boobesams
You: No
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i wanna see ur boobeesams
Stranger: i wanna see uur boobeesams!!!
You: Male ! (I'm dealing with a moron here....)
Stranger: SHOW ME UR BOBEESAMS NAO!
You: no
Stranger: RIGHT NAO
Stranger: DO EET!
Stranger: you f**ker!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[ghouck]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m
You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes
Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal?
You: I'm an open book
Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real.
You: I've never measured it
You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen
Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know.
You: Let me just eyeball it
Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis.
You: OH! My mistake
You: how embarrassing
Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs?
You: About half the size of my cock
Stranger: Inches please.
You: Slightly bigger than half a hen
You: Perhaps 2 chicks
Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding!
You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens
You: Well and this huge cock
Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker?
You: The peckers are small
You: It would be so hard to measure them
You: They move so much
Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all!
You: I am not kidding either anymore
You: It's bigger than the hen
You: I don't want to brag
Stranger: Just say it! Dang
You: Ok
You: I have sex with chickens
You: Don't judge me
Stranger: Wow, ok..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I read all that and laughed, but was totally stunned when I saw who wrote it.

This reminds me of scambaiting. There's a subtle art to messing with someone without driving them away too soon.

[ghouck]

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hllo
You: asl
You: ?
You: ......
You: ......ok
Stranger: 19 f brazil
Stranger: u?
You: 21 m alaska
Stranger: :O
Stranger: it's cold there
You: yes, it is
You: but no snakes. . .
You: and no nude beaches
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: neither here
You: no? i thought there were
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: no
Stranger: brazil isn't just amazonia
You: i meant nude beaches. . .
Stranger: there a few
Stranger: there are a *
You: I'd like to go to one some day, but I'm deformed
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: how?
You: I'm missing almost half my body, no left arm or leg
Stranger: :O
You: and my left ear is partially gone
Stranger: why?
You: skateboarding accident
Stranger: wow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: im a horny girl looking for a horny guy to role play with where im a sex slave ;)
You: ok u ready?  First mop my floor b***h
You: second make me dinner
You: thirdly clean the toilet
You: then when thats done go wax my mother f**kin car
You: the godamn kids are crying woman, tend to the youngins
You: what da fuk u waiting for whore
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Stranger: you ever f**k an Irishman
You: yes but he passed out during the act
Stranger: lol well how'd you like to sext one today?
You: nah, he'd pass out during the act
Stranger: haha
You: are you an Irishman?
You: I see you're not passed out yet so I doubt it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Side note, I ran into two people today that I swear were BM.org forum members.  Maybe we need a secret code to verify each other.   

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: maddie?
You: yes
Stranger: really?!
You: no lying, its me!
Stranger: reallllly?!?!
You: totally!  ask me and I'll prove it!
Stranger: whats my name
Stranger: ?
You: Your real name or the one I call you during our cuddle time?
Stranger: nope. its not you. go f**k a cow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: male looking for female with photos
You: Try again. lol
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: what up?
You: Kinda ruined the moment there, dude
Stranger: guess so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[El Misfit]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Please add my id in Adult only desktop version of omegle.
If You join free.
You can add my id(surakasa)
3536542 Follow link:http://www.omegledesktop.com
You: FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

It's EPIC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I'm only looking for pervy chicks. And you're not one. Sorry.

Stranger: It's not your fault, its just the way I am. D:
You: LOL epic !
You: It is kinda my fault. lol
Stranger: don't laugh at my insecuritys 
You: I won't. I bet you're a gem
You: So how are you, fella ?
Stranger: now your making me out to be a object D:
You: Well, no. Not anymore
Stranger: but you admit that you were
You: Well, yes. I do admit that.
Stranger: Good, that is step one.
You: whats step two ?
Stranger: Mind your head, there is no actual step two, the house is pretty low down.
You: Why am I going into this house ?
Stranger: Say, do you like candy?
You: I LOVE candy ? There wouldn't be lots of it at the bottom of the oven, would there ?
Stranger: What no no, I was hoping you had some.
You: You want my candy ?
Stranger: Yes, yes this is a stickup.
You: I'm being robbed !
Stranger: I should help you, but im the one robbing you.
Stranger: *throws self out of house over the singular step
You: Why ? Why would you be this cruel ?
You: *jumps up and down for attention*
Stranger: i wouldnt do that
Stranger: the floors are trap doors
You: What sort of death trap is this place !!1
Stranger: a candyless one
Stranger: until.. now!
Stranger: we will kidnap all visitors and take their candys until we have enough to make a house of candy to kidnap more visitors then eat them!
You: Nooooo! Give that back !
You: Who is this 'we' ? Are there otheres in your gang /
Stranger: ahahaha *dramtic lightning*
You: *runs screaming into the woods*
Stranger: the woods cant save you now! for you see... the trees are made of wood!
You: WOOD ! My only weakness! How did you know ?
Stranger: it was in the manual, for you are one of our candy creations!
You: I am not a creation ! I am my own person !
Stranger: thats what your mother told you
You: Dad ? Dad.... is that you ?
Stranger: no dont be silly that would be too predictable, but i did kill him as you were meant to believe.
You: You murded him ? You bastard ! I shall avenge him !
Stranger: kill him?! noo i meant i killed him a dinner once and it was horribly cooked.
You: I remember that dinner ! We had chicken.
Stranger: fun memories <3
You: Do you remember when auntie Lyn came round with dessert ?
Stranger: and she fell and tripped and it looked like she was bleeding, but it was just the frosting.
You: YES ! Man, you had to drive her to hospital for hours and you were so angry when the doctor just licked the blood off. It was actually kinda gross
Stranger: and he just wouldnt stop licking!
You: Eeewww... Yeah. I'm not sure he still works at that hospital.
Stranger: come to think of it, i dont think it was even a hospital
You: Do hospital have drive thus ? I do remember you being drunk at the time ?
Stranger: I dont recall, i just remember waking up with frosting around my mouth..
You: Aunite Lyn put her leg in your mouth ? Thas so not cool :(
Stranger: i spit in the face of people who dont want to be cool
You: Ahh.... So thats why you did what you did on my birthday
Stranger: what didnt i do on that day
You: Its what you DID do...
Stranger: i still say it was my finest hour
You: You're a sick, sick man
Stranger: thats why we went to the hospital that didnt exist
You: I KNEW you were up to something!
Stranger: s**t my cover is blown! *throws branch at you
Stranger: muahaha
You: *knocks branch out of the way* I'll get you !
Stranger: *scene missing
You: *digitally remasterd*
Stranger: im so very glad we found out that auntie Lyn had us brainwashed just in time to save the universe.
You: WAe were born to be kings
You: *We
Stranger: ROLL LE CREDITS
Stranger: Stranger #1 played by Stranger #1
You: You played by You
Stranger: we would all like to thank omegle for making this possible
You: We would aslo like to thank the internet for making our dream come true
Stranger: and anyone born during the length of this film
You: We would also like to thank our friends and family.
Stranger: and their friends and familys
You: And also anyone in the gene pool
Stranger: we would like to thank The Beatles, Mr.T and  Alfie.
You: All the cast of Happy Days
Stranger: my cat tim
You: I would like to thank the weather for allowing such performances.
Stranger: and not disconnecting the internet
Stranger: DOOMING US ALL
You: beacuse as we all know, that spell disaster of Grease 2 preportions! *polite laughter*
Stranger: Godfather III was the best film of all times.
You: And look what happened to Sofia Coppolas careers after !
Stranger: he died D:
You: It was to Francis's shock that his daughter was a HE
Stranger: I also am fond of Marmite
You: He's our assoicate producer, folks !
Stranger: and dont nobody forget
You: the one who brought us all together
Stranger: where yal from
You: Where are they from ? I didn't invite them. I thought they came with you ?
Stranger: they did, but they dont respond to me
You: They don't... They don;t like you very much, do they ?
Stranger: not since i killed them :/
Stranger: they must be shy, or fearful of me
Stranger: or dead
You: Death is often a side affect of killing
Stranger: you are saying, when i kill people they die?!
Stranger: i thourght they were different things D:
You: Ah... So thats where you've been going wrong all these years
Stranger: wondered why the parrot dosnt speak much
Stranger: then i realised
Stranger: i dont have a parrot
Stranger: oh the shame
You: Actually, the parrot hass been dead for a while
Stranger: it is a deceased parrot
You: And we'd like to thank John Cleese...
Stranger: *round of clapping of hands
You: And Jamie Lee Curtis who we had beacuse she took her top off in Trading Places and it was great
Stranger: i hope you say your prays and eat your vitamins brother
You: It what keeps me perky
Stranger: oft
You: oft indeed.
Stranger: oft indeed indeed!
You: So we agree to okt
Stranger: your dead to me
Stranger: like my... parrot D:
Stranger: steve are you there steve?
You: I'm here, gary
Stranger: my god! how did you guess that wasnt my name?!
You: Is not ? I'm so relieved, for a second I thought it was
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[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: You can ask me one question and I will answer truthfully.
You: Ok, what is the largest animal on the earth
You: aside your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[El Misfit]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hey
You: WHO did it?!
You: was it you?!
Stranger: I did
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: damn
Stranger: Hi
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Stranger: hi
You: Never shall I say hi.....ohh wait
Stranger: hahahaha!
You: 50 year old pedophile speaking.
You: Is it you, Doggett?!
Stranger: no! its that 50 year old over there!
Stranger: lol