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What's Your Computer's Name?

« on: November 10, 2009, 01:07:54 AM »

For almost complete meaninglessness, what is your computer's name?

My main desktop computer is known as Dr. Doom. The laptop I use regularly is known as Fin Fang Foom.

When I registered my PS3, they wanted a name, too. Well, what else could I call it? That PS3 is M.O.D.O.K.

I figure I'm safe, unless that Squirrel Girl shows up, then I'm screwed.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 01:28:29 AM »

My computer name is Croooow.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 08:14:43 AM »

Elmer. We shot Elmo.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 08:34:25 AM »

Quote from: Newt on November 10, 2009, 08:14:43 AM

Elmer. We shot Elmo.

Two of the 16mm film projectors we have here are the Elmo brand. They should actually be named "Cookie Monster" brand as they sometimes eat the film. Buggedout


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 08:35:38 AM »

Depending on the screen saver I have, my PC is either named Joan [Collins] or [Princess] Diana. Smile


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 09:39:09 AM »

I name everything. Keeps the machines' manitou happy. My laptop is Proteus. My cell phone is Nemesis. My iPod, before it gave up the ghost, was Lachrymose, and now my car is the Radiation-Mobile.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2009, 04:09:41 PM »

Captain Death Window


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2009, 05:04:18 PM »

I'd tell you the name of my computer, but it would get censored. Needless to say, whenever I address the dang thing, the expletives fly. I hate my PC. It's an ancient piece of junk.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2009, 07:14:14 PM »

I named my computer Pink Fluffy Bunny Poots just for the heck of it.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2009, 07:47:54 PM »

I am currently typing on "New Coke," and I have christened my former laptop Edsel, upon the occurrence of it's passing...

My new one... I'll get back to you


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2009, 09:53:39 PM »

My desktop's name is "My Computer." My laptop's name is "laptop."


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2009, 10:35:47 PM »

I refuse to give a name to my computer. I don't want to encourage its idiocy by making it feel loved.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 11:23:21 PM »

My computer's name is "None-", with some serial numbers.

I usually just call it Eight Year Old Mongrel, With An ALI Chipset & Quite A Few Conflicting Devices.


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 01:24:19 AM »

I haven't named my computer, but when it starts giving me problem, I call it all SORTS of interesting things...

TeddyR


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Re: What's Your Computer's Name?

« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 01:57:38 AM »

My computer's name is COLOSSUS as it always says "Soon you will learn to love me, soon you will look upon me as a god!"

Trevor [hysterical]: "Never!!!"

Never? Buggedout


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