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« on: April 15, 2008, 12:52:44 PM »

With one hand possessed
Ash reaches for a chainsaw.
"A Farewell to Arms."
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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »

Man in a cabin
Has to kill many demons
He is one bad a$$
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 11:51:41 PM »

Something is coming
to swallow all of our souls:
Rotten Apple Head!
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 03:00:37 PM »

The one who owns
a chainsaw
fears not
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:13:11 PM »

I'll swallow your soul.
I will swallow your soul. Ack!
Swallow this. Ka-Boom!
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 06:52:31 AM »

My hand is possessed!
I better get the chainsaw.
Who's laughing now, huh?!
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