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El Misfit
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« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2010, 12:38:15 PM »

damn, i thought i told him not to eat the king!
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 07:39:21 PM »


Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris.

"Dammit, Chuck.  The guy's dead.  Stop playing the drums on his stomach.  Show some respect."
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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2010, 03:21:40 AM »

You see, had he used the Total Gym, this man would not be dead.
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2010, 08:39:22 AM »

this what happens when you drink out of the firehose.
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« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2010, 02:48:24 PM »

Chuck: I want you to know this; you were awesome in bed last night.
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« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2010, 02:53:39 PM »

Chuck drains the life force from another unfortunate victim.
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« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2010, 04:06:51 PM »

Chuck: See, this is what happens when you don't believe what Admiral Ackbar say,"It's a Trap!"
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