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« on: December 29, 2009, 01:54:16 AM »



Lando: So how's the new hand, Luke?
Luke: Oh, it's great.  It's so much stronger than the original.  One question though.  Do you know where I could get a hot dog out here?
Lando: Why would you want a hotdog?
Luke: The doc droid said to practice with a hot dog, but I'm not sure where to get a good one.
Lando: Have you tried the ship's commissary?
Luke: No, the ones they got are as hard as rocks...
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 04:50:17 AM »





C3PO: R2, don't look.  Master Luke and the princess are going to have another incestuous make-out session.
R2: Bwoooooop! (yuck!)
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2009, 06:09:41 PM »

Luke:Hmmm, if a chicken and half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Endor?
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 07:39:28 PM »

Luke recovers from his drunken Life Day escapades. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 10:13:16 PM »



Luke: Someone tell Leia to stop looking at me like that.  I'm getting a chubby.
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 08:09:34 AM »

Med Droid:  "You may want to tell the others to leave sir, its time for your prostate exam..."
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 02:21:04 AM »

LUKE:  "Why does my new hand smell like fish?"
MED DROID:  "Uhhh...."
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 12:14:56 PM »

Med Droid To Luke:  "You're all set sir...by the way could you introduce me to your golden friend.  He has a sweet chrome @ss..."
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 02:33:25 PM »

Finally, i can Climb WALLS!
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 08:58:58 PM »

How's the new hand Luke?

It's cool.

(you might have to think about that one)
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 12:17:45 AM »



um, you might want to test drive that thing on a sausage or something first....we've had some models go into overdrive and....it wouldn't be pretty.
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 09:19:56 AM »

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.
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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 12:45:22 AM »



Luke: So am I good to go.
Med Droid: Yes.  But practice on a melon first before attempting to engage in intimate relations with your sister.  Otherwise you might wind up doing serious damage.
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« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2010, 09:56:30 AM »

R2D2 thinking:" beeeeep bepobe beep"- translate into Yes, another Robot to deal with
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2010, 10:21:01 AM »

In space, masturbation is a very technical affair...
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