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« on: January 02, 2010, 12:32:39 PM »

"Sorry gentlemen, the metal detactors did go off.  So I would like to ask you to remove all metal objects on you."
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 02:38:16 PM »
Oscar and Darth confront Bert and Ernie regarding the wild party they had last night that prevented them both from getting any sleep.
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 05:01:20 PM »
Darth: Hey.. you're not Yoda!
Oscar: No, but I've got Jim Henson's hand up my @$$.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 08:29:08 PM »
Hey Darth, those Star Wars films are garbage - I love them
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 06:51:42 PM »
Oscar:   "I'm grouchy because my can was the prototype for Vader's suit..."
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 11:16:31 PM »
Yes, you shall be my apprentice.  Rise and become Darth Oscar...
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 11:31:20 PM »
Recently uncovered test footage from an abandoned Star Wars prequel in 1985. When the project was revived in the 90s, Lucas opted for CGI aliens, as they were even more annoying than his beloved muppets. Even so, rumour has it that Oscar will be edited into the next special DVD edition of the original trilogy.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 07:55:50 AM »
I am looking for the one who took a dump in my friend's can.
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 12:44:45 PM »
Quote from: InformationGeek on January 02, 2010, 12:32:39 PM

"Sorry gentlemen, the metal detactors did go off.  So I would like to ask you to remove all metal objects on you."

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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 02:03:59 PM »
Quote from: InformationGeek on January 02, 2010, 12:32:39 PM

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 01:36:59 AM »
Vader: Now here what you're gonna do, you're gonna go to their rebel camp disguised as an R2 unit...
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 08:53:16 AM »
"I'm telling you guys, if you'd hired me to guard your trash mashers, I would have caught Skywalker. But noooo, you had to go with that thing with the periscope eye."
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2011, 05:22:50 PM »
 


  I find your lack of visible legs disturbing.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 01:38:34 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 02, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
Darth: Hey.. you're not Yoda!
Oscar: No, but I've got Jim Henson's hand up my @$$.

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