El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
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I come in pieces
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« on: January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM » |
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 Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box |
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2010, 12:05:40 AM » |
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We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2010, 12:14:55 AM » |
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Goddamn that Superman. Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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SPazzo
Official Psychotic Duck and
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My kinda toy...
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2010, 01:49:20 AM » |
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1st guy in car: That was it? That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car: Um... Sir? Tim Curry was in that plane...
1st guy in car: NOOOOO!!!!!
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Set out runnin', but I take my time.
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine.
If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep. Tonight.
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retrorussell
Retro
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GARBAGE DAY!
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2010, 06:26:21 AM » |
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Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know. We're all counting on you.
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HBO in space!<br />  |
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2010, 06:50:19 PM » |
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Policeman: "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."
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AndyC
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2010, 11:41:31 PM » |
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"All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Flangepart
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM » |
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Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest? |
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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BlackAngel75
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eject...eject
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 01:42:53 AM » |
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This is my "Sully" moment
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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AndyC
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 08:48:54 AM » |
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This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.
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Silverlady
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 04:47:53 PM » |
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Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway!
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Hold onto your dreams ....
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 09:36:36 PM » |
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Pilot: "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 10:06:55 PM » |
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"This is your captain speaking. There is no cause for alarm. Thank you."
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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AndyC
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 10:38:01 PM » |
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"....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."
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BlackAngel75
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2010, 12:41:19 AM » |
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Need a moment? Chew on Twix |
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We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast
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