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« Reply #465 on: August 29, 2014, 06:35:07 AM »

MAN HUNT IN SPACE

[A very ugly creepy nurse suddenly appears]

Tom, Crow, Joel: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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« Reply #466 on: August 30, 2014, 12:15:06 PM »

"Commando Cody" Serial

TOM (commenting on the theme music): It's hypnotic.
CROW: Hip? Not. Ick!

The Slime People

A couple of actor jokes...

BORING PROTAGONIST: Can someone tell me what happened?
CROW: Well, you signed a contract your agent couldn't get you out of...

ANOTHER BORING PROTAGONIST: We're all lucky to be here.
JOEL: Yeah, there are a lot of actors who aren't even working.
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« Reply #467 on: September 08, 2014, 08:57:28 AM »

MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE:

Joel: "Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photo."  BounceGiggle TeddyR
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« Reply #468 on: September 13, 2014, 01:44:22 PM »

MOON ZERO TWO

[Discussing a memorial plaque honoring dead astronauts housed in a locker room]
Astronaut 1: They ought to put that outside where people can see it.
Astronaut 2: People wouldn't like it, it would worry them.
CROW: Yeah, but to make it a splash-guard for a urinal?

Lady: There's more than one way to skin a cat.
TOM: Everyone says that, but no one ever tells me the other way.

[Catherine Schell kisses James Olson on the top of his head]
JOEL: She missed his forehead, that's pretty hard to do.
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« Reply #469 on: Today at 02:23:59 PM »

UNTAMED YOUTH

[During a jailhouse musical number]
JOEL: Interestingly enough, this scene was included in the film 'Scared Straight.'

[Man hands dehydrated woman flask t drink from]
CROW: Oh, wait, that's my motorman's helper!

[During another musical number]
JOEL: This is probably the longest minute in film history.
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