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« Reply #360 on: November 04, 2012, 04:56:23 PM »

Village of the Giants:

(Beaker blows up on Genius, splatters red on his glasses)
Crow: I blinded me with science!

And the whole running gag with Ron Howard and Willow.
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« Reply #361 on: November 05, 2012, 03:25:35 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE:

Tom: "Bigfoot for Wrangler Relaxed Fit."  TeddyR
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« Reply #362 on: November 09, 2012, 12:14:45 AM »

The Dead Talk Back:

(Renee's body is uncovered)
Servo (singing): Don't rot away Renee...

Murderer: My Dad gave me that crossbow.
Tom: His grandmother knitted it for him.
Murderer: Dad and I used to go hunting together.
Mike: He'd hunt me, and then I'd hunt him. It was a good system.

Krasker: If there is an entity or spirit present in the room, it would be possible through a method known as telekenis (sic), or the moving of objects by thought, to move the vibrator contained in the speaker.
(Sarah watches with interest)
Mike (as Sarah): Mmm, vibrator.

(Wooden stool rises off the floor)
Crow: Yeah, big deal. My stools float.
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« Reply #363 on: November 09, 2012, 12:53:50 AM »

QUEST FOR THE LOST CITY Wink

Mike (on picture of Randy Vasseur): "Hey: get this caterpillar off my lip."  TeddyR
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« Reply #364 on: November 10, 2012, 01:52:39 PM »

MASTER NINJA I

Narrator: John Phillip McAllister: the only Occidental American man ever to become...
CROW: Miss Japan!
Narrator: ...a ninja.

[Claude Akins is walking away from the camera]
JOEL: Say what you want, Claude Akins has a nice rump.
[Claude Akins turns around]
CROW: You guys talkin' about my butt?

[Timothy van Patten kills villain Clu Gallagher with a throwing star]
JOEL: Good thing he studied with that ninja for ten minutes.
TOM: Now this movie is Clu-less!
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« Reply #365 on: November 12, 2012, 11:24:04 PM »

Servo's vocal for the Catching Trouble theme is funny, and it actually sounds good.
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« Reply #366 on: November 13, 2012, 04:06:03 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE

Tom: "Hey, just don't shoot at me for a couple of minutes, OK? Thanks."  TeddyR
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« Reply #367 on: November 13, 2012, 04:07:24 AM »

THE FINAL SAGRIFICE:

Mike: [Rowsdower chucks a full crate off the pickup]: "Can you take these to recycling? Thanks."  TeddyR
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« Reply #368 on: November 13, 2012, 04:08:16 AM »

Mike [as Rowsdower]: "I'm about to puke, kid. You might wanna clear out."  Buggedout
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« Reply #369 on: November 16, 2012, 07:37:58 AM »

The Sword and the Dragon:

(Kalin's envoy is announced, and a huge fat man is carried in on a litter)
Mike (singing): We got a great big envoy...
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« Reply #370 on: November 17, 2012, 01:54:48 PM »

CASTLE OF FU MANCHU

CROW: Castle of Fu Manchu: where you eat square hamburgers with chopsticks.

[Extreme closeup of dying scientist]
JOEL: I'm learning a lot more about this guy's nasal hairs than I ever wanted to know.

[An actor's face is covered with cheesy stage blood]
CROW: Jelly doughnut got away from you, huh?
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« Reply #371 on: November 17, 2012, 01:59:55 PM »

CASTLE OF FU MANCHU

[Screen goes dark]
Crow: "Oh, I can't watch this! I mean, I can't SEE this!"  Twirling

You really had to see it to understand. The lighting is the worst I've ever seen in a move! It changes several times in a scene and frequently turns too dark to see what's going on.

More lighting jokes...

TOM: This is the first color movie that needs to be colorized.

[Screen goes dark again during a surgery scene]
JOEL: This scene's so gross, even the lighting guy left.
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« Reply #372 on: November 18, 2012, 04:16:02 PM »

from DIABOLIK:

Diabolik starts making out w/Eva in the car
Tom: "and this is just a Good Samaritan he met in the tunnel.'
Crow: "She's a GREAT Samaritan!!"


during fight scene -
Mike (as Diabolik): "I hurl my skinnyness at you!"

Servo (as Diabolik): "Ah-ha! They forgot about my pencil-thin arms!"

Crazy horn music plays on soundtrack.
Mike: "Someone's beating up Doc Severenson!"




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« Reply #373 on: November 25, 2012, 07:20:40 PM »

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:

(Santa has called it a day, as his finger is tired from pushing buttons)
Dropo: My finger's not tired!
Crow: Look out, nose.
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« Reply #374 on: November 26, 2012, 08:32:54 AM »

THE FINAL SACRIFICE
[One thug launches a Chuck Norris type kick at Rowsdower]
Crow: "Balanchine!"
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