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« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2010, 06:51:43 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.

Why don't you just dress up like a beaver? strip naked, glue hair all over yourself, jam some chiclets on your front teeth and tie a tennis racket around your waist.. and then be bad - there! a bad beaver!

 

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« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2010, 01:50:42 AM »

I need a live beaver by March 19th.

Oh...oh, dear.


jeez, if i had a nickel...."i need a beaver or i'm going to die!"  oh brother   :)
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« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2010, 01:53:09 AM »



Why don't you just dress up like a beaver? strip naked, glue hair all over yourself, jam some chiclets on your front teeth and tie a tennis racket around your waist.. and then be bad - there! a bad beaver!


lol, girl....you have some freaky fetishes...  :)  (not a BAD thing...its always the quiet ones!)
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« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2010, 01:55:24 AM »

Maybe I can just RENT one.

 BounceGiggle Oh man, I think I just wet myself!

......i guess there are beavers to rent out there.
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« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2010, 01:58:00 AM »


Maybe you could just use a picture of a beaver?    Buggedout

...we are not posting pictures of beavers on this forum are we?  andy would never allow it.....OH BEAVERS beavers....the animals that love wood...gotcha
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« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2010, 03:53:03 AM »

the animals that love wood...gotcha

I've got wood if any beavers want any  Wink
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« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2010, 04:53:52 AM »

the animals that love wood...gotcha

I've got wood if any beavers want any  Wink

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« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2010, 01:21:56 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.
KYGOTC, it's a bad idea as Paquita has pointed out.  Frankly, it's a dumb idea.  Leave the poor creatures alone. 
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« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2010, 01:37:41 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.
KYGOTC, it's a bad idea as Paquita has pointed out.  Frankly, it's a dumb idea.  Leave the poor creatures alone.  

You guys make it sound like im gunna FILET it or something. (which actually sounds like a decent idea. Ive never eaten a bever before! but i need this one LIVE this time). Were gunnalet it go once the show is over! That is IF we manage to catch one to begin with.
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« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2010, 02:04:25 PM »

My tip would be flowers, and chocolate, and take them to a movie or something.




I'm sorry.
But it was so obvious.
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« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2010, 02:10:35 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.
KYGOTC, it's a bad idea as Paquita has pointed out.  Frankly, it's a dumb idea.  Leave the poor creatures alone.  

You guys make it sound like im gunna FILET it or something. (which actually sounds like a decent idea. Ive never eaten a bever before! but i need this one LIVE this time). Were gunnalet it go once the show is over! That is IF we manage to catch one to begin with.
Hur, hur.
KYGOTC said that he has never eaten beaver before.
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« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2010, 02:37:50 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.
KYGOTC, it's a bad idea as Paquita has pointed out.  Frankly, it's a dumb idea.  Leave the poor creatures alone.  

You guys make it sound like im gunna FILET it or something. (which actually sounds like a decent idea. Ive never eaten a bever before! but i need this one LIVE this time). Were gunnalet it go once the show is over! That is IF we manage to catch one to begin with.

Just taking it out of its home and taking it somewhere loud, busy and unfamiliar is going to scare the living crap out of any wild animal. It might not be physical harm, but it's cruel. And doing it just for a cheap laugh is, frankly, appalling.

But if you ever do get a chance to eat a beaver, make sure it's been washed first, and a little grooming doesn't hurt either. TeddyR (I really had to fight the urge to use the Twirling smiley)
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« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2010, 04:28:41 PM »

I wouldn't mess with a live beaver if I were you. They are pretty big, tough little critters.
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« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2010, 05:22:28 PM »

This thread is going downhill fast....
1) "Why don't you just dress up like a beaver? strip naked, glue hair all over yourself, jam some chiclets on your front teeth and tie a tennis racket around your waist.. and then be bad - there! a bad beaver!"   I got as far as tennis racket and the wold imagination took over, I am SO GLAD you put in the "Around your Waist" bit. 

2) I have never eaten a beaver before.   Nuff Said
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« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2010, 07:27:35 PM »

aw.. Poor beaver!  I don't think a little beaver would really enjoy being taken out of his happy little habitat and subjected to a loud scary concert, when he should be building dams and doing other cute lil beaver things.
KYGOTC, it's a bad idea as Paquita has pointed out.  Frankly, it's a dumb idea.  Leave the poor creatures alone.  
You guys make it sound like im gunna FILET it or something. (which actually sounds like a decent idea. Ive never eaten a bever before! but i need this one LIVE this time). Were gunnalet it go once the show is over! That is IF we manage to catch one to begin with.
As AndyC has also pointed out, it's a dumb idea and CRUEL.
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