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« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2010, 09:38:15 PM »

I still think my idea about dressing up like a beaver is awesome..  you can take the credit for it, I won't tell.
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« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2010, 06:40:15 PM »

I know this beaver is well andtruly beaten, but....
Small | Large
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« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2010, 08:15:51 PM »

Once you catch it, give the wittle guy a hug fwor mee!
They like that, why else are they so darn cute?
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« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2010, 02:30:20 PM »

I'd say find a taxidermist and see if you can borrow/rent a, um, stuffed and mounted, um beaver. Hahahahahahaha!!!! Sorry (wipes the spewed Dr Pepper off his monitor).

Either that, or get an old live trap that is beat up and useless, cut a beaver-sized hole in it, and claim you had a live beaver, but it gnawed its way out of the cage and may be loose in the room. Then, you can go around with something furry and brush it up against people's (read: ladies') legs and have fun scaring them.

But I'm with the others who think that a live beaver is a really bad idea. All the noise and confusion could very well kill it.
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« Reply #49 on: February 13, 2010, 08:47:18 AM »

I need a live beaver by March 19th.

Oh...oh, dear.

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