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« on: February 06, 2010, 11:33:16 PM »

Joker: Ha!  Nothing beats Charizard!

*Batman plays Blastoise*

Joker: Damn it!


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
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Hi there!

« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 12:32:35 AM »

Here's my c- damn, wrong one again!

yeah no.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 01:58:47 AM »

Batman: Do you have any threes?
Joker: Go Fish!

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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 05:29:52 AM »

Joker: Okay, I'm going to test your ESP prowess.  What card am I holding?
Test subject: Uh.. a Charizard?
Joker: Incredible!  How did you know??
Test subject: Um.. you're holding the card wrong.
Joker: DAMMIT!!!

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 07:47:21 PM »

"OK, now with the left eye, read the bottom line."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 08:15:15 PM »

Game night at Gotham Asylum was always a bit lackluster. 

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My kinda toy...

« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 08:17:06 PM »

When DC comics and Nintendo decided to pair up. Buggedout

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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 08:20:41 PM »

I choose you Charzard!
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 12:26:28 AM »

Joker: "Charizard...."
Batman: "And I counter with Bearded Kuriboh..."
Joker: "Damn you, Batman!"

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