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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2010, 01:56:08 AM »

www.freewebarcade.com/game/ant-city

C'mon baby, light my fire [and set my dog on fire too]  Buggedout Buggedout

www.freewebarcade.com/game/fly-killer

Help Trevor [alias Pedro] keep the flies away from his underpants!!  Buggedout
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« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2010, 01:44:51 PM »

tis called dust
http://www.notdoppler.com/frame/639.html
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yeah no.
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2010, 11:13:24 PM »

Pushbutton Fun!
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« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 02:25:30 PM »

[img=http://www.movie-map.com/]http://Movie-Map[/img]
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2010, 04:42:34 PM »

[img=http://www.movie-map.com/]http://Movie-Map[/img]


Uh, Rev...FAIL BLOG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2010, 05:13:56 PM »

[img=http://www.movie-map.com/]http://Movie-Map[/img]


Uh, Rev...FAIL BLOG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Movie Map

That's what I get for rushing to post stuff during lunch!
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2010, 08:02:14 PM »

[img=http://www.movie-map.com/]http://Movie-Map[/img]


Uh, Rev...FAIL BLOG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Movie Map

That's what I get for rushing to post stuff during lunch!



That's okay. We still respect you...as long as the checks keep showing up.
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2010, 09:59:56 AM »



Don't press the EPIC BUTTON...


Oh, I'm lovin' this !!!


If you would like to create your own CSI miami moment:
Say something you think is witty, put on sun glasses and press the 'yeahhh' button !
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2010, 08:32:02 AM »

For those of you who like the early Super Mario Bros., you might like this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2010, 09:50:03 AM »

Battlefield Heroes !

http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/

 Cheers

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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2010, 10:03:26 PM »

My entire class loves this game.  They play it when they should be working on their homework in our computer classes or when we have lab time.   TeddyR

http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-4.html
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« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2010, 09:18:16 AM »

Bad Translator

It takes your phrase and translates it through various languages and then back to English.

Example:

"badmovies.org is an awesome website "

...10 translations later we get:

"badmovies.org this wonderful place"
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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2010, 10:15:31 AM »

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

Derf, where do you find these things?  TeddyR

I typed "Trevor's underpants smell bad" into that bad translator and this is what came up:


AFRIKAANS : Trevor se onderbroek ruik sleg
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's underpants smells bad
ALBANIAN : brek Trevor's er t keqe
Back to ENGLISH : panties smells bad Trevor's
ARABIC : سراويل كريه الرائحة وتريفور
Back to ENGLISH : Smelly panties and Trevor
BELARUSIAN : Смурод трусики і Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Stench panties and Trevor
BULGARIAN : Stench бикини и Тревър
Back to ENGLISH : Stench bikini and Trevor
CATALAN : Pudor bikini i Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Stink bikini and Trevor
CHINESE : 臭味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 气味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 氣味和Trevor比基尼
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor Bikini
CROATIAN : Miris i Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
CZECH : Vůně a Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
DANISH : Lugt og Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Trevor bikini
DUTCH : Geur en Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
ESTONIAN : Lhn ja Trevor bikiinid
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
FILIPINO : Amoy at Trevor bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
FINNISH : Tuoksu ja Trevor bikinit
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor bikini
FRENCH : L'odorat et le bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
GALICIAN : Cheiro e biquni Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and bikini Trevor
GERMAN : Geruch und Bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Odor and Bikini Trevor
GREEK : Οσμή και Trevor Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Smell and Trevor Bikini
HEBREW : ריח ביקיני טרבור
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor Bikini smell
HINDI : ट्रेवर बिकनी गंध
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
HUNGARIAN : Trevor illata Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ICELANDIC : Trevor lykta Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
INDONESIAN : Trevor bau Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
IRISH : boladh Bikini Trevor
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ITALIAN : Trevor odore Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
JAPANESE : トレバー匂いビキニ
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
KOREAN : 트레버 냄새 비키니
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
LATVIAN : Trevor smara Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
LITHUANIAN : Trevor kvapas Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MACEDONIAN : Тревор мирис Бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MALAY : Trevor bau Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
MALTESE : riħa Trevor Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
NORWEGIAN : Trevor lukt Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor odor Bikini
PERSIAN : تروور بوی بیکینی
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
POLISH : Trevor zapach Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
PORTUGUESE : Trevor cheiro Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
ROMANIAN : Trevor miros Bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikinis
RUSSIAN : Trevor запах Бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell Bikini
SERBIAN : Тревор мирис бикини
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SLOVAK : Trevor vňa bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SLOVENIAN : Trevor vonj bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SPANISH : Trevor bikini olor
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor smell bikini
SWAHILI : Trevor harufu ya bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor is sweet bikini
SWEDISH : Trevor r st bikini
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini
TAGALOG : cute bikini Trevor's
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini
THAI : บิกินี่น่ารัก Trevor ของ
Back to ENGLISH : Bikini Trevor's cute.
TURKISH : Bikini Trevor's sevimli.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor's cute bikini.
UKRAINIAN : милий Тревор бікіні.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor cute bikini.
VIETNAMESE : Trevor cute bikini.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor cute bikini.
WELSH : Trevor bikini cute.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor bikini cute.
YIDDISH : טרעוואָר באָדקאָסטיום קיוט.
Back to ENGLISH : Trevor bikini Cute.

Cute bikini?  Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout I also sure as hell don't wear panties!
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« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2010, 11:46:38 AM »

Bad Translator

It takes your phrase and translates it through various languages and then back to English.

Example:

"badmovies.org is an awesome website "

...10 translations later we get:

"badmovies.org this wonderful place"


That's a huge time-saver of a time-waster: believe it or not I used to do that myself, one language at a time!

Here's a great film tagline:

"In space, no one can hear you scream."

After 10 translations, it's pretty good: "In space, no one can hear the screams"

After 25 translations, it's become "You can hear the scream of Sale".

But after 54 translations, we get "You can buy regular." (?)

But if you translate "You can buy regular" 54 times, you don't get "In space, no one can hear you scream."  Instead you get "Change the situation."
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« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2010, 12:01:19 PM »

Wow. that is fun. The phrase "James loves bad movies," in just 10 translations, turned into:

AFRIKAANS : James lief vir slegte films
Back to ENGLISH : James loves bad movies
ALBANIAN : James do filma keqe
Back to ENGLISH : James will bad movies
ARABIC : ستكون سيئة للأفلام جيمس
Back to ENGLISH : Will be bad for James
BELARUSIAN : Будзе дрэнна Джэймс
Back to ENGLISH : Will bad James
BULGARIAN : Ще лош Джеймс
Back to ENGLISH : Will bad James
CATALAN : Will James mal
Back to ENGLISH : Will James hurt
CHINESE : 将詹姆斯受伤
Back to ENGLISH : The injured James
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 詹姆斯的受伤
Back to ENGLISH : James injured
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 詹姆斯受傷
Back to ENGLISH : James injured
CROATIAN : James ozlijedio
Back to ENGLISH : James injured

I love it.
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