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« Reply #1080 on: October 10, 2020, 11:04:14 AM »

Why do orphans like boomerangs ?

They come back (unlike their parents).
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« Reply #1081 on: October 10, 2020, 11:06:54 AM »

What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?

They're both thinking "Oh s**t my moms going to kill me!"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #1082 on: October 10, 2020, 11:16:13 AM »

Why donít cannibals eat clowns?

 They taste funny
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #1083 on: October 10, 2020, 09:08:57 PM »

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble letters. The doctor said that my next bathroom trip could spell disaster
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« Reply #1084 on: October 10, 2020, 09:21:14 PM »

What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?

They're both thinking "Oh s**t my moms going to kill me!"

That is wrong on a quantum level . . . why am I snickering at it?
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« Reply #1085 on: October 11, 2020, 01:40:33 AM »

What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?

They're both thinking "Oh s**t my moms going to kill me!"

That is wrong on a quantum level . . . why am I snickering at it?
Because it's funny! BounceGiggle
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
 Because the cow has the utter one.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #1086 on: October 11, 2020, 02:35:29 AM »

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

Kinder Egg !

(It's not going to get any better.  Bluesad)
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #1087 on: October 11, 2020, 02:43:45 AM »

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

 Itís where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #1088 on: October 11, 2020, 02:45:53 AM »

The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #1089 on: October 22, 2020, 04:07:30 PM »

Which body parts die last? Eyes, because they dilate.

Yesterday I saw an ad that said "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full." I thought to myself  "I can't turn that down!"

Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't, it used the sidewalk.
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« Reply #1090 on: October 22, 2020, 06:34:43 PM »

I drove through Provo the other day.
But I didn't stop.
I decided to leave Provolone.

(Sorry . . . that one's kinda cheesy!)
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« Reply #1091 on: October 27, 2020, 09:09:06 AM »

AT&T should be a British company.

Because they're always at "T."
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« Reply #1092 on: October 27, 2020, 04:18:53 PM »

An armless and legless man is on the beach. With his umbrella and towel. I pretty girl walks by and says-
" You poor man! You look so sad!"
He says- " I've never been f**ked.  Bluesad"
So she picks him up and throws him in the lake.

"Now you have!"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #1093 on: October 27, 2020, 07:04:57 PM »

Pre mean before and post means after. To use both prefixes would be preposterous!
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« Reply #1094 on: October 27, 2020, 09:00:13 PM »

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob!!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging on a fence?

Barb!

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs one week out of the month?

Flo!!
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