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« Reply #525 on: April 03, 2014, 04:46:34 PM »

Let me tell you about something.  Political correctness.  The way political correctness works in jokes is like this. 

You can't make offensive sterotype jokes unless you're part of that group.  If you're not, you can't.  A black guy can sit there and make jokes about being black all he wants and it's not offensive.  Disabled people can joke about their disability.  Blondes can't make dumb blonde jokes.  Asian can make yellow slant eyed good with electronics jokes.  Jewish people can make greedy Jew jokes, and all that stuff is good, as long as their the one that's doing them. 

That's one of the benefits of the Race Card (tm)

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« Reply #526 on: April 04, 2014, 02:00:06 AM »

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!

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« Reply #527 on: April 28, 2014, 04:43:36 PM »

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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« Reply #528 on: April 28, 2014, 05:22:47 PM »

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yeah no.
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« Reply #529 on: September 13, 2014, 10:04:49 AM »

Why shouldn't you tell jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? 

Punch lines are too long.

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« Reply #530 on: September 13, 2014, 05:28:28 PM »

Why shouldn't you tell jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? 

Punch lines are too long.

Too soon, bro.   Wink

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