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Umaril Has Returned
« Reply #525 on: April 03, 2014, 04:46:34 PM »

Let me tell you about something.  Political correctness.  The way political correctness works in jokes is like this. 

You can't make offensive sterotype jokes unless you're part of that group.  If you're not, you can't.  A black guy can sit there and make jokes about being black all he wants and it's not offensive.  Disabled people can joke about their disability.  Blondes can't make dumb blonde jokes.  Asian can make yellow slant eyed good with electronics jokes.  Jewish people can make greedy Jew jokes, and all that stuff is good, as long as their the one that's doing them. 

That's one of the benefits of the Race Card (tm)

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« Reply #526 on: April 04, 2014, 02:00:06 AM »

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!

Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
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« Reply #527 on: April 28, 2014, 04:43:36 PM »

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Listen here you little s**t.

« Reply #528 on: April 28, 2014, 05:22:47 PM »

Two blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.

yeah no.
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