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Dark Alex
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« Reply #750 on: March 21, 2018, 12:03:00 PM »

Patient "Doctor, I have a problem with my joints."
Doctor "Do they hurt?"
Patient "No, I suck at rolling them!"
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« Reply #751 on: March 21, 2018, 04:56:54 PM »

I have a plan to cool myself down to -273 Celsius, my friends think it's suicide but i think i'll be 0k
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« Reply #752 on: March 21, 2018, 09:18:18 PM »

Question: what happens if you put odor eaters in an arab's sandals?

Answer:

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Dark Alex
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« Reply #753 on: March 22, 2018, 11:30:01 AM »

I never knew much about people, until the day I took one apart just to see how they worked.
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BoyScoutKevin
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« Reply #754 on: March 22, 2018, 02:05:56 PM »

Why did Trevor cross the road?
a. To get to the other side for the underwear clearance sale. No fool he.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
b. It was lunchtime at Trevor's house, and all the birds and the bees would be there.
c. Trevor was on vacation.
d. It wanted to see where Trevor went, for it was sure to follow.
e. Trevor was on strike.
f. It was Trevor's day off from crossing the road.
g. Trevor's alarm failed to go off, and he was late.
h. Since it was paid in chickenfeed, it was cheaper to use a chicken.

Anymore?
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indianasmith
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« Reply #755 on: March 22, 2018, 05:12:19 PM »

Q: What's the difference between a toaster oven and an electric razor?
A:  I don't know - what?
R:  Gee, you must burn your face a lot!!!!

(pulled that one on a student today)
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« Reply #756 on: March 29, 2018, 10:00:07 PM »

So, William Shatner of STAR TREK fame is apparently launching his own line of lingerie.
However, the release date has been delayed so they can change the product's name.  Apparently "Shatner Panties" didn't test well with focus groups! BounceGiggle
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