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« on: March 01, 2010, 08:28:37 AM »

Two guys are swimming in the ocean off Durban, South Africa, when one of them turns around and sees two fins heading towards them. He grabs the other guy and tells him "Look at that!" The other guy goes  Buggedout Buggedout and says "If that isn't a 1958 Cadillac, we're in deep sh*t!"  TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 08:31:06 AM »

What is an owl's favorite subject at school? Owlgebra
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 12:40:36 PM »

Where does a snowman keep his money? 

In a snow bank
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 01:25:51 PM »

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

They taste funny.
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 01:41:56 PM »

What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 02:24:45 PM »

What did Delaware? Her New Jersey. (Sorry if i hurt anyone's feelings)
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 02:54:09 PM »

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 03:33:57 PM »



If you threw a brunnette and a blonde up in the air which one would come down first?
The brunnette ... the blond would have to stop and ask for directions first.
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 03:42:26 PM »

Why did they bury the indian behind the mountain?
Because he died.

There's an other version of this, too:

Why did they bury the fireman behind the mountain?
Because that's where the cemetery is.
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 04:33:04 PM »

Why did Piglet stick his head in the toilet?

He was look for Pooh.
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 04:58:24 PM »

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.........
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2010, 05:14:01 PM »

A man walks into a bar. He said, "OUCH!"
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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 05:41:14 PM »

A man walks into a cafe and orders a cup of coffee, no cream.  A moment later, the waiter comes back and says, "We're out of cream.  Can it be no milk?"
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2010, 06:54:43 PM »

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants.  The bartender asks "Hey, why do you got a steering wheel on your pants?" and the pirate says "Arr! It's drivin' me nuts!"  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2010, 07:27:26 PM »

This one's for Indianasmith...

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have big fingers.
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