I think that this study was commissioned by WyreWizard.
My thoughts exactly! I figured that this article would give him a warm feeling inside.
Ah! My arch nemisis WyreWizard! I shall use my bendo vinegar vision to turn his bones to rubber-fly at super fast speed to the planet of the Giant Bratmen,who will proceed to use his body as a slingshot band! EXELCIOR!
(did I spell that right? Spelling is NOT one of my super powers...it's my kryptonite....
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