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« on: April 16, 2010, 11:04:13 PM »


Kermit (very softly): Oxygen.
Miss Piggy: Did you say something, Kermie?
Kermit: OXYGEN!
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 01:44:15 AM »

Kermit is praying like mad that Miss Piggy does not detect the odor of the roast pork sandwich he had for lunch on his breath.
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 02:41:55 AM »




Unbeknownst to them, their children would become popular in delicatessens and French restaurants.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 11:21:30 AM »

"Kermie dear, I was thinking we can call our offsprings 'Pogs' or 'Frigs'."
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 08:42:59 PM »


PIGGY - Hey, do you have a guy's arm up your butt?
KERMIE - Yeah.  You?
PIGGY - Yep.  You get used to it after a couple of decades.
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2010, 07:33:46 AM »

Kermie: b.o.
Piggy: I HEARD DAT!
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