Fox to remake Commando

[trekgeezer]

No word as to who will take Arnold's part, but they are saying it will be more grounded in reality.


http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/17036/fox-to-remake-arnie-s-commando-

[Starsky]

Well of course it will be because reality is what that movie needs. Finally. 


I somewhat like it that they tell you right away that it's gona be utter crap:

Commando more realistic
Toxic Avenger PG-13


When's that family friendly remake of faces of death gona hit us? Or wait no no no I've got a better one:

Lord of the rings with a bracelet - It's like the trilogy but with a bracelet you know? for kids!

[Jim H]

Well of course it will be because reality is what that movie needs. Finally. 


I somewhat like it that they tell you right away that it's gona be utter crap:

Commando more realistic
Toxic Avenger PG-13


When's that family friendly remake of faces of death gona hit us? Or wait no no no I've got a better one:

Lord of the rings with a bracelet - It's like the trilogy but with a bracelet you know? for kids!

Well, to be fair, it's not actually confirmed that Toxic Avenger will be PG-13.  That was just what they seemed to be saying inbetween the lines.  Maybe we'll get lucky.  Doubt it though.

And yeah, grounding Commando in reality is about the worst thing you could do to it.  It's also another pointless remake, as the original is a flawless masterpiece. 

They should make the sequel, which had a hilarious script written for it.  It's floating out there on the net if you look for it.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Wow, what an awful idea.   This is almost as bad as the idea I heard for Stephen King's Cell movie (basically turning it into a Night of the Living Dead knock off). 

[Javakoala]

Can we vote to have Hollywood voted OFF the island?  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDope]

They should make the sequel, which had a hilarious script written for it.  It's floating out there on the net if you look for it.

Matter of fact, it's floating here!

I read it before and agree - this needs to be made yesterday!!!!