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« on: May 05, 2010, 05:45:53 PM »

http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.

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Newser) – A Chinese chef with possibly the worst friends in the world died after a live eel shoved up his rectum as a prank when he was passed out drunk gnawed through his guts. Doctors mystified by the man's abdominal pain and anal bleeding cut him open and were astonished to find the 20-inch eel, which had died but not before doing considerable damages to his insides, Shanghaiist reports. The patient died after 10 days in intensive care. Police are investigating, and the "friends" are likely to face charges.


Poor guy. What the hell would posses someone to stick something like that, or anything really, up a "friends" butt? Crazy. wow, worst friends EVER.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 11:01:52 AM »

This is a very slippery story...


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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 01:00:46 PM »

I'm trying to eat lunch here, if you don't mind  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 03:03:57 PM »

I'm trying to eat lunch here, if you don't mind  TeddyR

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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 04:07:02 PM »

Reminds me of that old joke... to paraphrase:

"They stuck an eel up his ass!"
"Rectum."
"Wrecked him, hell, it KILLED him!"

Seriously, WTF?  I mean, I've heard of crazy drunk pranks before, but sticking a LIVE ANIMAL up someone's rear end?  Jeez, I hope those ass monkeys (no pun intended) face serious jail time, and that when the other prisoners find out what they did they that they get a similar treatment...
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 04:25:52 PM »

I'm pretty open-minded and i love the bizzare, but that was just way too much.....
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 04:27:57 PM »

does this mean that the 'friends' were drunk too?
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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 04:42:50 PM »

I'm pretty open-minded and i love the bizzare, but that was just way too much.....

Wonderful see you back, Sister Grace! Haven't seen a posting from you in a while.

As far as this story goes, I bet "eel" never do THAT again.

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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 04:52:10 PM »


As far as this story goes, I bet "eel" never do THAT again.




Oh, man...
You guys never dissapoint when it comes to bad jokes !

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 06:19:16 PM »

Man, how wasted WERE these people?

Oh well, that's a moray!
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2010, 03:44:44 PM »

I'm a bit shocked they would do something like this.

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2010, 08:33:23 PM »

I'm a bit shocked they would do something like this.

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Yeah, I was thinking the only way this story could possibly be worse was if it had been an electric eel.
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