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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2010, 08:21:56 PM »

Return Of The Living Dead- Zombies really want more paramedics

Dawn Of The Dead - Malls are great hiding places

Meet The Feebles - Naughty puppets end up shot

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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2010, 08:45:44 PM »

Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd loses his job.
The Mist - There is mist. And monsters.
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2010, 09:25:37 PM »

Ace Ventura Pet Detective: Guy ass talks.  Saves dolphin.
Clerks.- Store clerks b***h about customers.
UHF- Wacky janitor saves tv station.
Freaked- Rastafarian Eyeballs.  Styrofoam Cup.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy- Opposing news teams battle royal.
Chasing Amy- Affleck makes gay women straight.
Dogma- God's army includes potheads.
The Toxic Avenger- Radioactive waste makes you cuter.
Cannibal! The Musical- Japanese were true Native Americans.
Mystery Men- Screaming is not a superpower.
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2010, 09:44:34 PM »

Monster A Go Go- p**s off the audience big-time!
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« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2010, 01:48:20 AM »

Blood Feast: Egyptian caterer sacrifices dumb women.
Friday The 13th Part V: Paramedic kills teens, not Jason.
Deadly Blessing: Girls visit Amish community; terrorized.
The Brood: Mom births mutants; eats placenta.
Deadly Spawn: Phallic aliens invade; munch Earthlings.
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« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2010, 02:55:24 AM »

CHUD- Hobos become monsters; devour Yorkers.
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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2010, 09:00:38 PM »

Laserblast - Unlikeable teen blows crap up

Puppetmaster 3 - Toulon's handywork wastes Nazis

Xanadu - Muses sometimes have awful ideas
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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2010, 09:44:16 PM »

Eyes Of A Stranger- Fat sicko murders.  Stalks sisters.
Contamination/Toxic Spawn- Alien egg goo explodes astronauts.
Alone In The Dark- Psychos escape nuthouse; pursue doctor.
Student Bodies- Psychopath monologues; wields silly weapons.
Breakfast Club- Students in detention talk forever.
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2010, 11:10:05 AM »

Titanic - Awful writing exploits real tragedy
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2010, 11:31:35 AM »

Jaws - Three guys hunt a shark.
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« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2010, 12:56:05 PM »

Volcano/Dante's Peak - Volcano blows up, stupidity ensues.
2012 - World blows up, stupidity ensues.
Armageddon - Asteroid shows up, stupidity ensues.

I could probably keep going like that all day.
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« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2010, 02:57:00 PM »

Xtro- Dad turns bad via aliens.
Game Of Death- Kung-fu expert defeats pagoda bosses.
2000 Maniacs- Hicktown celebrates secession.  Tourists die.
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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2010, 05:34:22 PM »

Independence Day: Aliens show up, stupidity ensues.
Godzilla (1998): Frog-zilla shows up, stupidity ensues.

Thanks Mofo for the inspiration.
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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2010, 09:31:09 PM »

Transformers - Giant robots appear, stupidity ensues.
Cloverfield - Monster attacks, shaky stupidity ensues.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Indy returns, not much ensues.
House of 1000 Corpses - Stop watching after Captain Spaulding
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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2010, 11:18:06 PM »

Night Warning- Aunt overprotects nephew.  Murders happen.
Terror Train- Nerd pranked; avenges aboard train.
Friday The 13th Part III- Jason kills potheads.  Ejects eyeball.
Fade To Black- Movie nerd wears costumes.  Kills.
Time After Time- Herbert Wells meets killer; time-travels.
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