Mr. DS
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2010, 08:21:56 PM » |
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Return Of The Living Dead- Zombies really want more paramedics
Dawn Of The Dead - Malls are great hiding places
Meet The Feebles - Naughty puppets end up shot
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Doggett
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2010, 08:45:44 PM » |
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Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd loses his job.
The Mist - There is mist. And monsters.
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HappyGilmore
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I know Quack-Fu.
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2010, 09:25:37 PM » |
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Ace Ventura Pet Detective: Guy ass talks. Saves dolphin.
Clerks.- Store clerks b***h about customers.
UHF- Wacky janitor saves tv station.
Freaked- Rastafarian Eyeballs. Styrofoam Cup.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy- Opposing news teams battle royal.
Chasing Amy- Affleck makes gay women straight.
Dogma- God's army includes potheads.
The Toxic Avenger- Radioactive waste makes you cuter.
Cannibal! The Musical- Japanese were true Native Americans.
Mystery Men- Screaming is not a superpower.
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Captain Planet is the most useless superhero ever. His weakness: pollution. Hopefully nobody litters or drives by as he's attempting to fight crime.
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El Misfit
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I come in pieces
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2010, 09:44:34 PM » |
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Monster A Go Go- p**s off the audience big-time!
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retrorussell
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GARBAGE DAY!
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« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2010, 01:48:20 AM » |
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Blood Feast: Egyptian caterer sacrifices dumb women.
Friday The 13th Part V: Paramedic kills teens, not Jason.
Deadly Blessing: Girls visit Amish community; terrorized.
The Brood: Mom births mutants; eats placenta.
Deadly Spawn: Phallic aliens invade; munch Earthlings.
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« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2010, 02:55:24 AM » |
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CHUD- Hobos become monsters; devour Yorkers.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2010, 09:00:38 PM » |
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Laserblast - Unlikeable teen blows crap up
Puppetmaster 3 - Toulon's handywork wastes Nazis
Xanadu - Muses sometimes have awful ideas
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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2010, 09:44:16 PM » |
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Eyes Of A Stranger- Fat sicko murders. Stalks sisters.
Contamination/Toxic Spawn- Alien egg goo explodes astronauts.
Alone In The Dark- Psychos escape nuthouse; pursue doctor.
Student Bodies- Psychopath monologues; wields silly weapons.
Breakfast Club- Students in detention talk forever.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2010, 11:10:05 AM » |
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Titanic - Awful writing exploits real tragedy
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AndyC
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2010, 11:31:35 AM » |
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Jaws - Three guys hunt a shark.
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Mofo Rising
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My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
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« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2010, 12:56:05 PM » |
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Volcano/Dante's Peak - Volcano blows up, stupidity ensues.
2012 - World blows up, stupidity ensues.
Armageddon - Asteroid shows up, stupidity ensues.
I could probably keep going like that all day.
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
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« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2010, 02:57:00 PM » |
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Xtro- Dad turns bad via aliens.
Game Of Death- Kung-fu expert defeats pagoda bosses.
2000 Maniacs- Hicktown celebrates secession. Tourists die.
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2010, 05:34:22 PM » |
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Independence Day: Aliens show up, stupidity ensues.
Godzilla (1998): Frog-zilla shows up, stupidity ensues.
Thanks Mofo for the inspiration.
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« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2010, 09:31:09 PM » |
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Transformers - Giant robots appear, stupidity ensues.
Cloverfield - Monster attacks, shaky stupidity ensues.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Indy returns, not much ensues.
House of 1000 Corpses - Stop watching after Captain Spaulding
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« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2010, 11:18:06 PM » |
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Night Warning- Aunt overprotects nephew. Murders happen.
Terror Train- Nerd pranked; avenges aboard train.
Friday The 13th Part III- Jason kills potheads. Ejects eyeball.
Fade To Black- Movie nerd wears costumes. Kills.
Time After Time- Herbert Wells meets killer; time-travels.
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