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« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2010, 11:19:20 AM »

Back To The Future - Mother almost bangs her kid

Karate Kid - Kid learns karate via chores

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« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2010, 01:22:05 PM »

Philadelphia- Black homophobe defends ill homosexual
The Believer- Jewish guy thinks he's Nazi
Troy- Brad Pitt with hairy pits
Van Helsing- Guy kills unrelated monsters
Bad Taste- Peter Jackson's best movie, ever
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« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2010, 01:31:17 PM »

CITIZEN KANE (spoilers): It's his damn sled?! Cripes!
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« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2010, 09:28:54 PM »

Fright Night- Horror host, kid battle vampire.
House Where Evil Dwells- Samurai ghosts terrorize American family.
Nekromantik- Guy and girlfriend screw corpses.
Humongous- Monstrous rape offspring murders boaters.
Sleepaway Camp (Spoiler!)- Transvestite at camp murders bullies.
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« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2010, 11:06:06 PM »

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Mindless military battles. Totally forgettable.
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« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2010, 11:21:01 PM »

Transformers: The Movie (animated): Bah weep grahna weep ninnybomb!
Who Could Kill A Child?: Island kids kill tourist adults.
Eyeball: Red-hooded killer gouges tourist eyeballs.
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« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2010, 03:43:33 AM »

House of Wax- Paris Hilton gets massacred, yay!
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« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2010, 06:55:27 AM »

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Gene spent how much?

Falling Down - Old-fashioned guy finally snaps

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Wasn't Robin Hood English?
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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2010, 02:50:28 AM »

Xanadu: Muse inspires ballroom; glows intermittently.
Eaten Alive: Weirdo innkeeper feeds gator boarders.
Friday The 13th Part VII: Jason revives, meets telekinetic girl.
The Toy: Billionaire buys Afro-American for son.
Warlock: Satan's son places curse, kills.
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« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2010, 02:59:13 AM »

Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner - Snow melts, refreezes, melts again.

It's a great movie, really!
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« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2010, 12:01:23 PM »

Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner - Snow melts, refreezes, melts again.

It's a great movie, really!

I remember my wife almost watching the whole thing through, thinking there were no subtitles. Then I showed her how to turn them on.  TeddyR
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« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2010, 04:21:44 AM »

Happy Birthday To Me: Girl suffers amnesia; sister kills.
Bloody Birthday: Eclipse makes kids kill elders.
Chatterbox: Woman's sausage tube talks, sings.
Friday the 13th Part VIII- Jason Takes Manhattan: Jason terrorizes Canada, not Manhattan!
Don't Go In The Woods.. Alone!: Dullards fall to stick-toting wildman.
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« Reply #57 on: May 26, 2010, 06:40:02 PM »

Policewoman (1974): Policewoman kicks bikini-clad butt!
Phantom From Space (1953): Invisible alien astronaut frightens people!
Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (1956): 10,000 zzzzzs should be title.
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« Reply #58 on: May 26, 2010, 09:30:02 PM »

Revenge Of The Nerds: Harrassed nerds avenge via song.
The Boogens: Tentacled critters from mines kill.
Up In Smoke: Cheech, Chong build weed van.
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« Reply #59 on: May 27, 2010, 09:42:14 PM »

It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955): Giant octopus attacks San Francisco
The Hurt Locker (2008): Soldier finds happiness defusing bombs
The Last Woman on Earth (1960): Two men, one woman = bloodshed
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