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« on: June 05, 2010, 04:12:16 PM »


Obama: As of today, I have recruited a team to rid Washington D.C. of those pesky Tea Party members.
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2010, 04:44:57 PM »

I'd like to introduce the American public to the members of the newest cabinet-level bureau: the Department of Awesomeness.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 05:46:22 PM »

Ladies and Gentlemen, the people behind me is the solution to the oil spill!
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2010, 05:59:33 PM »

Fellow Americans, please quit staring at her chest long enough to listen to what I've got to say.
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2010, 06:14:17 PM »




Before I begin my address, I'd like the man with the arrows to please take his hand off my @$$.
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2010, 08:37:49 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2010, 09:46:40 PM »


Obama single handedly saves the lycra industry from imminent collapse...
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2010, 09:45:52 PM »

After apologizing to the media about his sexual addictions, Tiger Woods announces he's happy with his predilection towards superhero sex.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 09:55:42 AM »

Obama's stance on oddly dressed people in spandex played a rather important role in his run for office. 
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 02:39:48 PM »

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell me which one is not like the others,
By the time I finish my song?
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 02:38:36 AM »

"Ok, you neocons want to talk about a "revolution" and "having to resort to guns" if you don't take back congress in november, huh?

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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2010, 10:26:54 AM »



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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2010, 11:53:20 PM »

This committee has suggested that I contact Image Comics to allow Rob Liefeld to return. 
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