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« on: July 21, 2010, 11:24:29 AM »

dirtbikes feature in any capacity what so ever.

I was flipping through the channels and theer was a miobvie witha  bunch of guys in bell bottoms riding dirt bikes.  Sure enough a b-film.   It got me thinking about all the dirt-bike gangs and such that featured so heavily in the 70's-and 80's b movie world.   
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 11:52:18 AM »

You know you are watching a bad movie when...



Ferrets are casted as rats... [Teenage Exorcist (1991)]


When the same scene is repeated over 10 times... [Return of the Boogeyman (1994) (V)]


Whenever you think your going to see 2 movies... [The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)]

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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 11:59:21 AM »

You know you're watching a bad movie when...

Michael Berryman is in it.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 12:37:51 PM »

How about when the dirt bikes have model rocket  missile launchers on them? 

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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 12:45:20 PM »

How about when the dirt bikes have model rocket  missile launchers on them? 




You're also watching The Delta Force.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 01:23:23 PM »



Love the Death Machines in Deathsport...



Although Glass Swords are Badass!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 01:34:04 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 03:25:50 PM »

You know you are watching a bad movie when...

a shirtless Leslie Nielsen is wrestling a bear (Day of the Animals)
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 04:56:18 PM »

You know you are watching a bad movie when...

There is a midget little person anywhere in the cast (and you're not watching THE WIZARD OF OZ).
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2010, 04:58:03 PM »

Every single female character under 50 finds an excuse to lose her shirt before the film is over!
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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2010, 11:15:10 PM »

One of the film's monsters or perhaps even its main one is a guy in a cheap ratty looking gorilla suit.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2010, 11:31:21 PM »

When a Wilhelm Scream makes its first appearance.

When someone who's been injured doesn't act hurt, only mildly irritated at best.

When a car EXPLODES in a GARGANTUOUS BALL OF FLAME!
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 06:37:54 AM »

When you notice the movie was written, produced and directed by the same guy.  Probably did all the special effect too.

When the actors speak their lines so as to clearly pronounce each syllable of each word.

When you can hear the dialogue echoing off the sets.
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 09:09:21 AM »

When the characters interact with scenes from national geographic or newsreals erm stock footage.
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« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 02:54:37 PM »

When the walls wobble when someone shuts the door.

Or

Most of the sets are built of cinderblock.

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