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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2010, 12:43:47 PM »

Juggle

Yeah, juggling might lead to jiggling but hey, if she wants to juggle naked, and dosen't mind jiggling, I don't mind either  Wink
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Malatu na bala
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El Misfit
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« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2010, 03:32:48 PM »

met any horny people.
get taken by any cameras.
meet up with Trevor's underpants. Buggedout
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yeah no.
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« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2010, 08:36:24 PM »

Make love to Ann Coulter.
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« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM »

Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
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« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2010, 03:25:36 PM »

Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!

Just to be politically balanced I'll add another:

Make love to Michael Moore.
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2010, 05:39:18 PM »

Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
  Anne Coulter wouldn't have the guts to hit anyone, she just throws snot at people.
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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2010, 08:08:03 PM »

I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!
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« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2010, 07:56:48 PM »

I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!

Judging from the size of her adam's apple she might have a problem with bikini bottoms.
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« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2010, 10:39:48 PM »

Lol what a funny thread  Smile

It's probably not a good idea to get into a Kung Fu fight naked, or any fight for that matter lol

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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2010, 09:14:24 PM »

deconstruct a house
fight off zombies
cutting the grass with a scythe
weeding by an ant pile
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« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2010, 11:18:46 PM »

Be around horny dogs.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2010, 11:26:35 PM »

Be around horny dogs.
getting BITTEN be a police dog.
meet up with Transvestites
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