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Joe the Destroyer
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« on: August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM »
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 04:30:34 PM »
Congratulations!  Am I invited to the bachelor party?  Cheers

It will be good to finally have sex, won't it? 
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 04:37:17 PM »
 Cheers

getting married is exciting... its also exciting to see people wearing suits/dresses that normaly dont... :)

Have loads of fun and watchout for the classic "everybody takes a shot" trick... (your the only one drinking the alcohol while the others are drinking water)
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 04:44:37 PM »
Congratulations!

Vows, vows, vows.  Okay, I got some for you:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flashgordon/flashgordon4.wav
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 05:26:20 PM »
Congratulations   Cheers
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 05:51:45 PM »
Congratulations Joe!!! Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 06:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Just remember that marriage is an institution...it's the institution you wind up in after 20 years of marriege. 

Then there's the "honeydew" list...honey do this, honey do that..

I could go on, but there's some things you have to find out for yourself in this most derring-do of endeavors. But as always, congratulations and I hope you have a great time on your honeymoon.  3 cheers for Joe The Destroyer!  Cheers Cheers Cheers
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 07:11:19 PM »
Remember - in marriage, as in life, one good turn . . .






will get you most of the covers!!!!!!!! BounceGiggle


CONGRATULATIONS!

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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 07:26:53 PM »
I'm sorry Joe...I'm so so sorry.   Bluesad  Actually congrats... Cheers
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 07:44:36 PM »
Congratulations! All the best!  Thumbup
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 09:20:41 PM »
Congratulations!   Thumbup 
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 09:28:53 PM »
Farewell to your freedom.  BounceGiggle
Seriously, congrats!  Cheers
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 11:33:13 PM »
Congrats!!

Our Wedding was a costume party..I was a Celtic Werewolf.  Vows? Yep, ya gotta take 'em.  Life as a grown up starts now... (but the fun does NOT end)...
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2010, 01:12:50 AM »
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on August 18, 2010, 04:22:02 PM
So, if you don't see me over the next two weeks, it's because I'm either palling around with my groomsmen, getting married, or over in Hawaii on my honeymoon.  Everything is taken care of, I just need to write the vows.

Holy crap, write vows... I can write almost anything fictitious, but vows? 

Congrats, Joe: good wishes buddy and all that goes with it.  Cheers
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2010, 02:53:33 AM »
Congratulations, man! Have a great honeymoon! Thumbup TeddyR
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