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Skull
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« on: August 19, 2010, 11:56:12 AM »



Go eat your heart out... Bruce Campbell!
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2010, 02:31:24 PM »



This was the first prototype for the Kit Industries Two Thousand.

Unfortunately the program was scrapped when David Hassoholf complained about the noxious gasses coming out of the rear.   hot
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 01:04:34 AM »

David Hassoholf's  uniform ideas for the show were quite quickly tossed out.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 07:48:56 AM »

David Hassoholf's  uniform ideas for the show were quite quickly tossed out.

I like this one!!!   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  Karma
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El Misfit
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2010, 01:29:01 PM »

why yes I am a sex machine, i can run 24/7!
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2010, 07:36:35 PM »

"How come I didn't get a pointy hat?"
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 08:15:05 PM »

MONEY
When you're down on your luck you'll accept any role you're offered.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 08:51:42 PM »



Are those...real?

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2010, 10:47:03 AM »

"Austin Knight baby! shag-a-delic, groovy baby...YEAH"
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 10:59:43 PM »

"Beauty school dropout ,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!"
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 12:58:44 AM »



In the long run, this guy was much more successful than his brother The Master.  Unlike his brother, who had to camp out in the middle of the Texas desert, he got the women to come to his comfortable Hollywood estate.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 01:13:49 PM »

Hey!  I think this guy's wearing a wig!
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 01:27:29 PM »



Sean S. Cunningham shouts: What does this has to do with a psycho in the forest?
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2010, 05:55:48 AM »

Viva Viagra!  Now where's my clawfoot tub?
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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2010, 08:51:59 AM »

god my balls itches!
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