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Flangepart
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« on: April 15, 2002, 10:57:53 AM » |
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By, Platinum video corp. Starring Steve Reeves! STUFF TO WATCH FOR ! : Doomed villagers, the fertiliser of many a bad film. ---- Realy crabby royalty ---- A gay maxwell Smart? ----Babe Alert! ---- Man, i wish i was her broach right now. What a view of the Twins! ----He's snorting her cleveage ---- For a Russian Czar, he sure looks Mediterrainian ---- Nice music. Copeland? ---- Our hero! Hadji Murhad, AKA Hercules,AKA Steve Reeves. ---- Beefcake meets cheesecake. ---- Smacked her butt, she takes it in stride. Prooves she's Italian. ---- Our Villian Akmet Kahn is...John Collicos, no! ---- Yep. Beard, eyes, hairy hat, next he'll want blood wine. ---- Well, his left sholder has a great plan, we can't see him! ( Another reason to hate pan and scan ). ---- Prince Sergi of Russia? My weinerschnitzel. Looks German to me! ---- Ho my lord...Its June Foray! Rocky the flying squrrel is doing the dub for the hero's son...that can't be right. ---- Haslim Bey: Man's name. or Yacht anchorage?---- Dulcinet: She's no Betti Page, but she'll do!(Hummina, hummina). ---- Don't step in the sheep poop! ---- Back off, Kang, i don't date nonhumans! ---- Giving those two Nitroglycrin is like giving Charles Band a film budget. ---- Italy's fave. sport, horse rolling. ---- Big Battle? Too expensive, just burn the mat painting. ---- Native dance routine alert! Dear God, did Mr B. Natural score this sequance? Criminal use of a Balalika fror sure! ---- Your men shot and bayoneted him, yeah he'll trust ya. ---- Zo, ve agree, i'm a Russian prince, und not a German, ja? ---- Akmet Kahn/Cmdr. Kang : Seperated at birth? You be the judge. ---- Nice escape Herc, i mean Hadji...takeing lessions from the bowery boys i see... And finaly.... Horses in the Caviar! . Flangepart says: With Italians poseing as Russians , and pecs from here to Terria Del Fuego, you can't go wrong. Hight MST quotiant, gang. Hateful Fanfare, Klingonesque Villiany, Busty Dames with big...eyes. This one i wanna see Andrew chew on with a side of borscth. The White Warrior....Why Steve Reeves was invented. Flangepart says : Check it out! Back to you, Dr. F.
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