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El Misfit
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« on: October 29, 2010, 07:38:56 PM »

Since a top 100 always seems to be filled up fast and there's usually things not mentioned that could've been, I say lets go to 500 TeddyR now i'm sure if it's okay to do this, but since I guess no one has done it, let's go then

1) A Gorilla suit
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 07:41:47 PM »

2.  A Temporal gate leading to the late Roman Republic, circa 55 BC
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 08:54:25 PM »

3. 60-inch television!
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 09:32:10 PM »

4. Rent-free permanent houseguest Rev. Powell.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 10:28:42 PM »

5. A life size animated singing and dancing Santa
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 10:30:10 PM »

6) Badmovies.org poster!
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 11:37:28 PM »

7.  A Star-Trek-style transporter pad pre-programmed with the exact coordinates of all my favorite arrowhead hunting spots (and Anne Hathway's house)
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 11:39:01 PM »

8. Phasers
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2010, 12:26:58 AM »

9. A working Robby the Robot
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 06:54:55 AM »

10)  A Boss 429 Mustang in the garage.



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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 07:43:20 AM »

11)  A room ... with a MOOSE!
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2010, 08:10:35 AM »

12. Walls.
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2010, 09:48:08 AM »

11)  A room ... with a MOOSE!
eating walnuts? Wink

13) a water slide into your
14) 6.5' pool
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2010, 09:56:02 AM »

15. ED-209
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2010, 10:11:12 AM »

16. A ball pit
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