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sprite75
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« on: November 22, 2010, 12:47:24 AM »



Spike: Ooohhh yeah, can you go lower?
Hound: Sure, but remember, not a word to the others.
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El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2010, 01:31:49 AM »


No, it's not a tumah! a tumah is in da head!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 08:24:02 AM »

"Dear Diary.......Jackpot..."
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AndyC
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 09:17:26 AM »

So that's why they kept him around.
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 12:00:04 PM »



   Often more than one type of transformation took place at Autobot Summer Camp.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 11:15:58 PM »

please don't go near my ass.
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yeah no.
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 04:14:24 AM »

Optimus (offscreen): Autobots... pull out!!!
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 10:57:35 PM »

Already familiar with the Willys Jeep, Spike gets acquainted with the jeep's willy.
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 04:27:59 AM »



"Squeal like a human, boy, c'mon, squeal!"



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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
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Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 04:33:05 AM »



Autobot: "Go go, Gadget Di*k!"

Heard offscreen by Inspector Gadget: "HEY, that's MY line!" 


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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2010, 08:47:51 AM »

"I like to do it doggy. That's why they call me Hound."
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2010, 11:39:20 PM »



One of the least popular Transformers: ProctoBot.
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sprite75
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 02:19:34 AM »



Just relax Spike, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 10:02:55 PM »



Hound does his part to help promote regularity in humans..
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
El Misfit
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 11:02:28 PM »


another reason why it's bad for sexual manipulated robotic aliens to interact with humans.
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