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« on: November 24, 2010, 02:59:59 AM »

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OTTAWA — A small but significant slip of the tongue had Canada's industry minister pleading for "more Canadian sex stories" on Monday, although he quickly insisted he was actually talking about success.

"We need more Canadian sex stories," Tony Clement told an Ottawa crowd during a speech on the government's digital strategy.

A roar of laughter prevented him from correcting himself for a few seconds. "We need more Canadian SUCCESS stories ..." he said, pausing to emphasize the correction, "... like RIM and its world-famous — and now ubiquitous — BlackBerry."

Teased by reporters about the slip, Clement insisted he had not been thinking about sex.


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Do I even want to know any Canadian sex stories?
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 03:10:06 PM »

Newt !

Get Newt right now !!!

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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 03:49:36 PM »

Paging AndyC...
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 04:27:06 PM »

Tony Clement?  He was right the first time.
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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 04:57:10 PM »

Aren't "sex stories" and "success stories" the same things, anyway?
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2010, 07:08:20 PM »

Aren't "sex stories" and "success stories" the same things, anyway?
Well...while good sex stories may well be success stories, not all success stories are sex stories...at least, not any more than everything is about sex.   Wink
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 07:10:19 PM »

I have warm memories of a snowbank near Powassan...  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 08:22:10 PM »

I have warm memories of a snowbank near Powassan...  TeddyR

I can't decide whether I want to hear more details or not... however, that does sound distinctly CanadianBounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 02:43:54 AM »

The first Canadian sex story I ever saw was the weird little thriller called The Surrogate about this couple whose love life is falling apart and they hire a sexual surrogate to sort them out. Sample lines:

Surrogate (after very rough rumpy-pumpy) "C'mon, big spender. I don't have Blue Cross."  Buggedout

Wife (at the door) "Who's there?"
Transvestite friend: "Joan *beep* Crawford!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2010, 06:38:09 AM »

I'm waiting for AndyC to point out that it was the Industry Minister who said it. (The symbol of Canadian industry being a certain animal... BounceGiggle )

OK so I got tired of waiting.   TongueOut
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 11:40:25 PM »

Ah, I remember that magical evening when we got stranded on an ice flow while going caribou hunting with the dog sleds...(jk)
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