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« on: December 05, 2010, 01:02:47 AM »

Odo: Why are these beds so far apart in this hotel?

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 07:55:33 AM »

Yeah, I suppose it's kinky but...I'm just not feeling it.

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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 09:15:11 AM »

So what is the big deal about two people sleeping together?
Seems kind of boring, right, Odo?

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2010, 05:05:56 PM »

  The 23rd Century remake of The Dick Van Dyke Show suffered from some serious casting problems.


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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 09:11:03 AM »

Quark and Odo attempt to figure out human reproduction, going on nothing but sitcoms from the 1960s.

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 09:32:02 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 12:23:17 AM »

Therapy for two shy lovers that has never had sex 101

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