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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: January 07, 2011, 12:58:19 AM »



Jack promised himself to never go on a blind date again.

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It was true; Mary really turned into a monster on her "red" days.

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Some can't take the hint that their date isn't interested in a goodnight kiss.
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I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
LilCerberus
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ORANGE


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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 02:39:56 AM »

Man, quit movin' around, I've almost got it.
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 02:57:40 AM »



Monster:

"Oh yes, cataract surgery is covered in Blue Claw, Blue Shield. I'll have you seeing 100% better by the time you're out."

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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 09:49:54 AM »

Tag! You have AIDS!
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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 11:37:55 AM »

Take your partner, allemande left,
Do-si-do with the specter of Death!
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 04:11:10 PM »



"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a sequel to one of the scariest games of all time!"


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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 02:14:12 AM »

Well I'm sorry!  I'm trying to give you a nice, close shave like you asked but you keep jerking around and look what it got you - a nice big gash on the face!
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2011, 05:54:07 AM »

You don't have any Kleenex?  Ugh.. fine, I'll get it.  Jeez, it's a big one!
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HBO in space!<br />
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2011, 09:38:19 AM »



Okay, one more time:

Head-bumper...eye-winker...nose-dropper...
mouth-feeder...chin-chopper...and gitchy-gitchy-goo!!
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