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sprite75
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« on: January 21, 2011, 02:03:31 AM »



O'Brien: Jeez, if he's this bad after just one beer I'd hate to see him after a few shots of whiskey.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 01:58:10 PM »

I am NOT anal retentive, Chief. Gimma that cattle prod!"
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 02:17:44 PM »

 


You know, we've GOTTA find some off duty clothes to hang out in.

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Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 06:28:15 PM »



"WOW, this is great! Not only did the Wank-Away 5000 cure me of my need to constantly rub one out, look what it did for those hairy plams of mine!  I'll take it!"
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
El Misfit
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 10:34:49 PM »

We're de-dead drunk a-a-and w-wh-we're still...bored of.......m-Manos.
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yeah no.
AndyC
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 10:36:20 PM »

"And as I was shaking his hand, I remembered he was from the planet where they never invented toilet paper."
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 05:19:43 PM »



Obrien: C'mon.. I wanna see if it works!
Bashir: No!  Put that oven lighter away!
Obrien: Dammit, you WILL fart a fireball for me!  Now hold still already!
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sprite75
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 05:51:40 PM »



"WOW, this is great! Not only did the Wank-Away 5000 cure me of my need to constantly rub one out, look what it did for those hairy plams of mine!  I'll take it!"


Probably works better than a lightsaber too.
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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2011, 02:50:10 PM »




"WOW, this is great! Not only did the Wank-Away 5000 cure me of my need to constantly rub one out, look what it did for those hairy plams of mine!  I'll take it!"


Probably works better than a lightsaber too.


Haha!   I dunno, I just thought the phrase fit.  That's the best thing about this part of the forum..the sky's the limit and there's a phrase to fit every picture.  TeddyR
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
Barack Clinton
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 12:17:28 AM »

Yeah, sure I'm P.O.ed, Meaney. I mean, you an' me was with the show from the first ep, then that SOB Dorn comes in after a couple years and get higher billing on the credits than either of us, the bastid!
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