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diamondwaspvenom
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« on: January 26, 2011, 02:42:34 PM »
While looking at the B-movie haikus, I thought that it'd be nice to have some haikus that are dedicated to heavy metal artists and genres (hell, even songs if you feel like it).

I'll start:

Venom

Lousy Musicians,
Playing loud, screechy guitars
Influence many


Your turn.  Smile
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 03:49:52 PM »
Burzum

Varg arrested for
Arson of churches, murder
Now he's on parole.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 09:07:15 PM »
Cannibal Corpse
Death metal makes
Bob Dole overact to
Silly gore lyrics
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 11:58:05 PM »
Incoherent screams
Angry guitars bleeding fire
A butt makes thunder
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Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!


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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 09:40:20 PM »
British NWOBHM legends Raven:

Rock Until You Drop
That's the motto for the band
They're still going strong!
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 11:20:49 PM »
They're known as BLUE CHEER
They turned up the volume loud
They're progenitors
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 09:09:49 AM »
Thergothon

Their music is slow,
Yet ominous and heavy,
Dark and sinister.
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 12:44:38 AM »
Metallica

Masters Of Metal
They want to Seek And Destroy
Some Kind Of Monster
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 04:53:15 PM »
Eyehategod

Junkies from NOLA
Defined the sludge metal sound
Sabbath would be proud
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 05:19:17 PM »
Pantera

Glam band turns to thrash
Denies their past recordings
Mallcore really sucks
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2011, 05:33:00 PM »
Sorry for being a post whore, but I love this topic!  Smile

Dimmu Borgir

It's not cool to like
Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
If you like Darkthrone
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2011, 10:22:05 PM »
Megadeth

Dave Mustaine's a jerk
Thinks he's God's gift to metal
Such an attitude
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2011, 07:34:44 PM »
King Diamond

Who would have thought that
A singer with a high voice
Could be so awesome?
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2011, 08:42:04 AM »
Lizzy Borden

With a name like that,
You hope that the band kicks ass.
Luckily, they do.
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 04:08:06 PM »
Electric Wizard

Combine Black Sabbath
With mountains of heavy drugs
And you get this band.
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