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Flangepart
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« on: April 16, 2002, 11:04:33 AM »

THE SCENE : Varan the unbelievable has eaten this scientest's entire family. So, he walks up to  the the snoozing Kaiju, and starts screaming at the beast. Varan opens a lazy eye , obviously wondering if the morsil is worth gobbling. Man walks up to eye, and throws a rock into the pupil. Varan rears back, roars, and swollows the guy whole. After that the beast settles smugly back to rest. At that moment, he gets a horrified look on his face, a second before the 155mm tactical nuke shell the man had strapped to his back, goes off, and white hot star fire spewes from Varan's eyes, nostrils, ears,mouth and, yes, anus. Then, as he swells up like a cross between a macey's baloon and the Hindenburg,  the gutted hulk levitates on flame into the air, and when the nuclear fire dies down, the hide of Varan, charred from the inside, settles down to the ground, and drapes its self over the Sears tower. .......okey.....thats mine. Hows about you? Squishy, Chad and Hair, don't disapoint me! It don't have to be Kaiju.....just what would you think would be a realy cool scene? Anyone?
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Scott
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2002, 01:00:32 PM »

I'm speechless Flangepart
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2002, 01:18:25 PM »

Yep, hard to come up with anything cooler than that.
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Lee
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2002, 04:14:35 PM »

Bruce Lee vs. Jason Voorhees!

Now there is a throw-down!
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BlackAngel
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2002, 06:13:33 AM »

Picture it: Bronx, N.Y., present time.

The next day began at 12:01 a.m., some people are still partying, some are still working.  Working to get the money by any means necessary, even illegally.  And in this apartment complex, it is no different.  Inside, it is one of, probably the biggest drug making and trafficking spot in New York history.  Owned by the biggest (literally) man alive, Malik "Manslaughter" Erickson, standing at a towering 8' tall and weighing close to 800 lbs.  A usually cool-tempered man, but will live to his monicker if crossed.  His "workers", usually women, work while naked when packing a wide array stuff from heroin and crack to ice and acid, and are searched daily after every break so to decrease any wepons in or smuggling any profits out. The place is heavily guarded, as any drug den should be.  With fingerprint scans and even retina scans and guns from uzis to M16A2 all over the place and an enforcer, usually a metahume or abnormal, heading the operation.  Now with all that hi-tech security and every heavily armed guard and every corner of the place, They get a surprise knock on the door.  A guard attempts to open the door with his eagle at the ready.  As he turns the knob, the metallic door suddenly explodes, sending shrapnels and shards of metal all over the room killing guards and workers alike.  All other guards focus their attention on the huge cloud of smoke in its wake, shooting and hoping whoever made that bomb will emerge full of bullets.  After five minutes of wasting ammo, a primed stun grenade is thrown in the room and explodes in a white flash.  At the same time, a lone female figure crashes through a near window with guns blazing.  Armed with an M60, and a genade launcher, the leathered vigilante, named Vendetta, made short work of the drug pen until the enforcer, a female scrapper by the name of Throwdown jumps out of nowhere.  She looked like a normal thug with abnormal strength, able to rip a parking meter off the sidewalk and beat you down with it.  It was just those two, then Throwdown lunges at her, but misses.  The hero throws a couple of punches and kick  that send the thug back.  As Vendetta goes for another swing, T.D. catches her throat and throws her across the room crashing though containers of liquids.  The villianous thug again lunges at the fallen woman and again misses, crashing into the very same spot the woman was in.  At that same time, the battered Vendetta, found a metal pipe and started beating down T.D., now drenched, with it.  As T.D. staggers to her feet., Vendetta justs stands there with a lighter in her hand and throws it at T.D..  And as the fire is flowing and burning through the now fallen villian, the hero has only this to say:  "Pray", and  walks off.

I know it long, but bare with me it was in my head at the time.
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Lee
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2002, 09:12:47 AM »

That is soooo AWESOME!!!! BA and Flangepart need to be making movies! You guys ROCK!!!
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Flangepart
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2002, 10:24:38 AM »

(Bows and smiles humbly) Thank you, everyone is too kind. Man, B. A., you have done your action movie homework. Taking notes from J. Woo, i see! This is just the opening scene,i'd bet. If this was the poening paragraph of a book, who coulden't keep reading?
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BlackAngel
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2002, 12:21:28 PM »

On behalf of the Acadamy, I would thank the Lord, our savior.  Without him I wouldn't be here today.   I'll also thank my mother who I'm living with, my idiot brother, my barber, Andrew, Flangepart, Hairzilla, Squishy, Lee, Pookey (the music starts), the strippers at the club, and the hookers around my block.  Thank you, I earn this award.
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Neville
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2002, 03:27:22 AM »

Marvel super heroes meets David Cronemberg (the anus thing). You could have worse sources of inspiration. Tell me when it is available on DVD, please.
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