Fact Of The Day

[Svengoolie 3]

In ancient Hebrew the word for 'to go up" is nasa.

[BoyScoutKevin]

5 Historical Events Associated with Disney

1. Nixon's "I Am Not a Crook" speech.

2. The invention of Frito Lay's Doritos.

3. From Tomorrowland in Disneyland, the showing on TV of the 1969 Moon Landing.

4. The 1st and only time--to date--the Anaheim Angels won the World Series was when they were owned by Disney.

5. The official breakup of the Beatles.

Next time: oldest proof of existence.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Oldest proof of existence.

12,000 B.C. bread
11,000 B.C. beer
06,000 B.C. wine
05,900 B.C. cheese
04,000 B.C. caviar
01,500 B.C. nutmeg
??????  B.C. Trevor's underpants

Next time: what do these people have in common?

[Svengoolie 3]

Oldest proof of existence.

12,000 B.C. bread
11,000 B.C. beer
06,000 B.C. wine
05,900 B.C. cheese
04,000 B.C. caviar
01,500 B.C. nutmeg
??????  B.C. Trevor's underpants

Next time: what do these people have in common?

After enough time all of them become horribly foul smelling? 

[BoyScoutKevin]

What do these people have in common?

Jesse Fish
Lewis Powell*
Ziba King
"Bone" Mizell
Dr. John Gorra
Napoleon Bonaparte Broward
Carl Graham Fisher
Juan Trippe
Claude Pepper
"Fireball" Roberts*
Jack Kerouac
Jim Morrison
Pat Boone
Burt Reynolds
Jackie Gleason
Bob Ross
Ted Bundy*
Aileen Wuornos*
Bruce Rossmeyer*
Johnny Depp
Eric Robert Rudolph
John Archibald Wheeler
"Boots" Thone*
Harry Tyson Moore*
Ernest Hemingway*

Answer next time + Deadliest Conflicts in History

[BoyScoutKevin]

What do all these people have in common?
They all were born and/or lived in Florida.

*=violent death
That's 8 out of 25 or 32%.
Higher than the percentage of violent deaths in the U.S.
Higher even than the percentage of violent deaths in Florida.

Deadliest Conflicts in History

World War II
(1939-1945)
60 million

Mongol Conquests
(1206-1227)
40 million

Taiping Rebellion
(1850-1864)
30 million

Manchu Conquest of China
(1616-1662)
25 million

Stalinist Purges
(1929-1953)
20 million

World War I
(1914-1918)
17 million

Lushan Rebellion
(755-763)
13 million

Dungan Revolt
(1862-1877)
12 million

Russian Civil War
(1918-1922)
10 million

Excluding all other wars that happend at that time, that is a loss of 227 million in almost 1200 years.
And yes that is only 9, the 10th for which we do not have an exact figure is the . . .

30 Years War
(1618-1648)
during which, somewhere between one fifth and one half of the population, of what was then Germany, lost their lives.

Next time: will it grill on a grill?

[RCMerchant]

My ass smells like s**t.
I would think, after all these years of washing my a***ole it would smell like rose or Old Spice. But no- it still smells like s**t.  

[Svengoolie 3]

Fact of the day: I'm  suddenly feeling a bit nauseous....

[Allhallowsday]

My ass smells like s**t.
I would think, after all these years of washing my a***ole it would smell like rose or Old Spice. But no- it still smells like s**t.  

How do you get your nose down that far?

[RCMerchant]

My ass smells like s**t.
I would think, after all these years of washing my a***ole it would smell like rose or Old Spice. But no- it still smells like s**t.  

How do you get your nose down that far?

I reckon folks can smell it across a room.
I'm a stinky little basterd.
I imagine I smell like Gabby Hayes looks.

[Svengoolie 3]

My ass smells like s**t.
I would think, after all these years of washing my a***ole it would smell like rose or Old Spice. But no- it still smells like s**t.  

How do you get your nose down that far?

He doesn't. He gets his ass up really high.

[Svengoolie 3]

Little known fact.

In 1973 film maker Larry Cohen was working on a new movie idea but was unable to come up with a title. Deciding a break might help he decided to take a vacation in south Africa.

As he was driving past a laundromat a woman came across a pair of underwear a young man had left behind accidentally. Seeing her run out of the landromat screaming in abject terror  "IT'S ALIVE!!! " Cohen decided that  would make a great title for his new movie about a mutant killer baby.

The movie went on to become a legendary bad movie and the young man who accidentally left a pair of his underwear in the  landromat went on to become a legendary bad movie fan.

[ER]

Little known fact.

In 1973 film maker Larry Cohen was working on a new movie idea but was unable to come up with a title. Deciding a break might help he decided to take a vacation in south Africa.

As he was driving past a laundromat a woman came across a pair of underwear a young man had left behind accidentally. Seeing her run out of the landromat screaming in abject terror  "IT'S ALIVE!!! " he decided that  would make a great title for his new movie about a mutant killer baby.

The movie went on to become a legendary bad movie and the young man who accidentally left a pair of his underwear in the  landromat went on to become a legendary bad movie fan.

Gosh, you should meet this person sometime, Trevor.

[Svengoolie 3]

Little known fact.

In 1973 film maker Larry Cohen was working on a new movie idea but was unable to come up with a title. Deciding a break might help he decided to take a vacation in south Africa.

As he was driving past a laundromat a woman came across a pair of underwear a young man had left behind accidentally. Seeing her run out of the landromat screaming in abject terror  "IT'S ALIVE!!! " he decided that  would make a great title for his new movie about a mutant killer baby.

The movie went on to become a legendary bad movie and the young man who accidentally left a pair of his underwear in the  landromat went on to become a legendary bad movie fan.

Gosh, you should meet this person sometime, Trevor.

Hey,  I never mentioned any names!

[El Misfit]

TOOL RELEASED THEIR NEWEST ALBUM IN 13 YEARS!!!!