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« Reply #120 on: July 24, 2013, 09:49:44 AM »

I feel like Edvard Munch's Scream on a morning he had three pots of espresso and sat on a fire ant hill coated in honey.
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« Reply #121 on: July 24, 2013, 01:51:20 PM »

I once bit a beaver on the prostate; he turned around and gave me a crisp 20 dollar bill for my efforts.
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« Reply #122 on: July 27, 2013, 03:26:52 PM »

I need a Hallmark card to cheer up a hangman who just lost his job to an electric chair.
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« Reply #123 on: July 27, 2013, 06:57:21 PM »

Clowns have evil poop.
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« Reply #124 on: July 28, 2013, 12:57:58 PM »

"Don't be irate, you exaggerate, for I'm not a liar," claimed Rose McGuire, pants on fire, her vulpine nose outgrowing her elephantine toes.
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« Reply #125 on: July 28, 2013, 06:35:26 PM »

If I stub my toe on a 6-pack of Fresca, does that spell bad luck for your dog, giving it herpes?
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« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2013, 03:05:30 PM »

Aunt Bea's skanky!
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« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2013, 05:46:50 PM »

In the news: orangutans invade Mars, bipolar rats flood the streets of Geneva and my nose is on fire.
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« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2013, 03:24:28 PM »

And so like boiling vinegar the crackling seas rose into the crystal heavens and thousands died enlightened, aged monks crying chants in proto-Hebrew, young mothers on melting mountaintops recalling their wildest childhoods in moments of orgiastic abandonment, all well pleased, for verily t'was Christmas morning in the last age of fond hearts, and all succumbed well who did succumb in the grace of the scolded wormlet, the orange-headed latter-day god, forgiving of trespasses, condemning of presumptions, called forward into destructive being by the hopeful nightmares of the final generation, moribund in their corruption, and crowned in fire and toothpaste was He the inheritor of a purified earth in that roseate dawn of the first morning of the age of post-humankind: amen!
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« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2013, 05:43:01 PM »

Sacriligeous seahorses ripping the floorboards.. myopic monkeys in the sewer pipes.. my roof being eaten by enigmatic earwigs and my air conditioning being urinated upon by hyperactive hyenas.. I'm a sad, sad antelope.
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« Reply #130 on: July 31, 2013, 07:47:59 PM »

As the devil shook my hand, I noticed the ring on his finger was the one my father was wearing when we buried him.
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« Reply #131 on: July 31, 2013, 08:12:54 PM »

It's good to see America so unified and conflict-free.
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« Reply #132 on: July 31, 2013, 11:13:24 PM »

"It only hurts the first time," he said, as he pulled the trigger on the revolver pressed against my skull.
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« Reply #133 on: August 01, 2013, 08:15:04 AM »

Ya know, ER, technically that one is true 90% of the time!
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« Reply #134 on: August 01, 2013, 09:24:49 AM »

She thought the soles of his feet were tattooed, but a closer look revealed the scars of burns he'd brought back with him from the cartel's dungeons.
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