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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #180 on: October 02, 2013, 01:33:36 PM »

Man, there's nothing more embarrassing than accidentally sodomizing yourself with a toothbrush and drinking razor blades.
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« Reply #181 on: October 02, 2013, 11:02:27 PM »

Cat poops taste like dill pickles and cottage cheese.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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« Reply #182 on: October 03, 2013, 11:00:35 AM »

How lightning sings in a tongue primordial!
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retrorussell
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« Reply #183 on: October 03, 2013, 02:05:44 PM »

Excuse me, but your aardvark is molesting my drill sergeant in front of a live studio audience.
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« Reply #184 on: October 03, 2013, 11:57:41 PM »

My favorite flavor of ice cream isn't legal in twenty-three states.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #185 on: October 04, 2013, 06:24:30 AM »

I'm glad I'm going to work today so I can't go arrowhead hunting.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #186 on: October 04, 2013, 09:07:13 PM »

Honorary DARE president Willie Nelson celebrated 4-20 with his usual evening of sobriety.
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« Reply #187 on: October 06, 2013, 08:48:30 PM »

"Never heard of Husker football," said the native of Omaha.
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« Reply #188 on: October 07, 2013, 03:00:48 PM »

The ghoul found he rarely went hungry after moving down the street from the hospital's dumpster.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #189 on: October 07, 2013, 05:47:31 PM »

Office, arrest that snowman; he sawed off my gluteus maximus with a butter knife!
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« Reply #190 on: October 12, 2013, 02:17:52 PM »

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night worrying that there's a bullet with my name on it, but then I realize carving my name in a bullet might mess with its accuracy, making the shooter miss, so after that I'm able to fall back asleep.
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« Reply #191 on: October 12, 2013, 02:24:13 PM »

Well, slap my prostate and called me an emaciated apatosaurus; I've grown a THIRD pair of testicles!
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« Reply #192 on: October 13, 2013, 10:09:24 AM »

Against the peeling tones of the church bells of Compline, her withered features softened in the somber moonlight, youthening, her skin cast in tones of December ice, canceling the cosmetic rosebuds on her cheeks, equally frightening and lovely to behold, an act of magic, a blasphemy against logic, manifesting before his widened eyes so that he shrank from her even as he felt his hand reaching out, judging his very life fair price for an instant's caressing of her face, connecting with the mystery of what exactly she had become, or unknown to him, always was.
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« Reply #193 on: October 13, 2013, 08:10:57 PM »

Hey, don't slap my synchopated kitty with a paralyzed mole rat whilst reciting ancient Celtic poetry till its ears bleed.. sheesh, the noive of some phonographs!
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« Reply #194 on: October 14, 2013, 10:53:56 AM »

The floors of Comic-Con were littered with Watchtowers the gift of the Witnesses being unappreciated, though when the Rapture occurred mid-way through Gaiman's televised speech on day two, the faithful laughed a bit as they floated Heaven-ward looking down on the stunned faces of costumed nerdkind below them.
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