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« Reply #240 on: November 22, 2013, 10:48:56 AM »

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"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)
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« Reply #241 on: November 24, 2013, 01:07:22 PM »

Determined to be the first to see The Hobbit, camped outside the multiplex since last Tuesday, wearing the same underwear and now almost out of Doritos, caught in a miserably cold rain beating against the olive drab canvas of his tent, he sat and shivered, hoping some woman somewhere would find his level of commitment sexy.
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« Reply #242 on: November 25, 2013, 06:53:22 PM »

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"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)
I initially didn't really count it as such, since I felt it was initially a single sentence with a simple quoting of another person in it.  Maybe not.  Oh well, it was kind of a dumb one anyway.  TeddyR
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« Reply #243 on: December 11, 2013, 12:41:09 PM »

Maybe the Juggalos were right about Tila Tequila.
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« Reply #244 on: December 11, 2013, 02:54:02 PM »

Hey.. if you don't smear marmalade on your sphincter, you'll never win the love of Dig 'Em the frog!
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« Reply #245 on: December 12, 2013, 04:26:01 PM »

"Maybe you should simply go back to that hellhole of a college and forget that you ever saw this complete abomination that they had the nerve to call a movie!"

Makes sense? You decide.
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« Reply #246 on: December 14, 2013, 02:46:10 AM »

9 out of 10 gynecologists recommend women use icicles for tampons.
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« Reply #247 on: November 18, 2014, 10:00:30 PM »

Don't just stand there; help me pour hot melted cheese into this badger's coccyx!
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« Reply #248 on: November 18, 2014, 10:40:37 PM »

Eva Green may well be the ugliest woman on earth naked.
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« Reply #249 on: November 19, 2014, 12:09:48 AM »

Aren't you going to congratulate me for having such nice concave purple teeth?
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« Reply #250 on: November 19, 2014, 07:42:48 PM »

I'm amazed by the talent and originality of popular mainstream singers nowadays who never borrow any ideas from the past.
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« Reply #251 on: January 22, 2015, 01:15:20 AM »

I'm gonna tie this loop of barbed wire around my testicles and drink this gallon of bleach while gouging out my eyes with a fondue fork; won't that be fun??
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« Reply #252 on: May 07, 2015, 02:06:50 AM »

I'm gonna tie this loop of barbed wire around my testicles and drink this gallon of bleach while gouging out my eyes with a fondue fork; won't that be fun??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  Buggedout Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #253 on: May 07, 2015, 02:07:49 AM »

"I am wearing clean underpants."  - Trevor T. Moses  Wink
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As time goes by, you will see
That we're going to be free, you and me
We'll touch the sky
Can you see in your mind's eye that we are one
We're all the same and life is just a simple game.
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« Reply #254 on: May 07, 2015, 05:20:19 AM »

My dog and I just had a baby together; I'm gonna name it Twinkletoes and feed it dehydrated hamsters till it pukes!
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