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« Reply #240 on: November 22, 2013, 10:48:56 AM »

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"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)
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« Reply #241 on: November 24, 2013, 01:07:22 PM »

Determined to be the first to see The Hobbit, camped outside the multiplex since last Tuesday, wearing the same underwear and now almost out of Doritos, caught in a miserably cold rain beating against the olive drab canvas of his tent, he sat and shivered, hoping some woman somewhere would find his level of commitment sexy.
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« Reply #242 on: November 25, 2013, 06:53:22 PM »

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"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.

(Psst, that's two sentences.)
I initially didn't really count it as such, since I felt it was initially a single sentence with a simple quoting of another person in it.  Maybe not.  Oh well, it was kind of a dumb one anyway.  TeddyR
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« Reply #243 on: December 11, 2013, 12:41:09 PM »

Maybe the Juggalos were right about Tila Tequila.
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« Reply #244 on: December 11, 2013, 02:54:02 PM »

Hey.. if you don't smear marmalade on your sphincter, you'll never win the love of Dig 'Em the frog!
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« Reply #245 on: December 12, 2013, 04:26:01 PM »

"Maybe you should simply go back to that hellhole of a college and forget that you ever saw this complete abomination that they had the nerve to call a movie!"

Makes sense? You decide.
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« Reply #246 on: December 14, 2013, 02:46:10 AM »

9 out of 10 gynecologists recommend women use icicles for tampons.
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