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A_Dubya
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I'm no hero, never was. I'm just an old killer.


« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2012, 02:30:47 PM »

So, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like before. My only question is 'who's with me?'
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Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape.

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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #76 on: January 29, 2012, 03:59:08 PM »

My policies have been a complete and utter failure.  I am resigning office immediately and invite the entire nation to join in kicking my posterior.  (from any politician, any time, any country)
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2012, 09:12:54 PM »

Spank the mermaid's naughty bits until they turn purple and grow mushrooms.
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HBO in space!<br />
Chainsaw midget
Just Another Guy
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Posts: 1872



« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2012, 02:43:01 PM »

Somebody please explain why the Prime minister has been walking around with a live armadillo in his pants for the last three days.
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2012, 06:39:15 PM »

Nipple-biting manicurists followed an Indonesian acupuncturist to China and sodomized his pet turtles Spike and Jeff.
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HBO in space!<br />
JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #80 on: February 12, 2012, 05:50:36 PM »

The Royal Family dined down on a delicious dinner of Vienna Sausages and bottled beans mixed with copious amounts of Kraft Dinner and Heinz Ketchup which they stole from the Goodwill.
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"



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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #81 on: February 14, 2012, 09:39:03 PM »

Flying gerbil vampires like to chew on lumpy cat litter.
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HBO in space!<br />
Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2012, 06:35:43 PM »

Rotorooter needs to get laid.
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Chainsaw midget
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« Reply #83 on: February 27, 2012, 09:55:06 AM »

I'd like to introduce the ten time Mr. Universe award winner ... Danny Devito! 
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alandhopewell
A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #84 on: March 07, 2012, 04:14:45 PM »

     Boy, that Nancy Pelosi is HOT!
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retrorussell
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2012, 10:29:27 PM »

James Woods walked on his fingers, gave birth to Spam sandwiches and farted rainbows at me.
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HBO in space!<br />
JaseSF
Super Space Age Freaky Geek
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2012, 09:01:25 PM »

The Ultimate Warrior was the Lou Thesz of WWF champions.  Wink
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2012, 06:57:41 PM »

Roto Rooter needs to cut the come-over, wax its bald pate, floss, and change the under clothing. 
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Chainsaw midget
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« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2012, 09:29:19 AM »

Waiter, there appears to be a rabid mutant penguin in my soup.
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2012, 10:40:06 PM »

Childish shorty shucked corn on a roto-rooter. 
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