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retrorussell
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« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2012, 09:29:55 PM »

Sanctimonious bottles of Pine-Sol from the moon Phobos simultaneously retched when Gavin MacLeod pooped on a birthday cake.
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« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2012, 10:37:30 PM »

Cannibal goats from Siberia are gargling with Windex.
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retrorussell
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« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2012, 11:12:07 PM »

Are you surreptitiously collecting bat gonads from 1,000 year old caves?
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« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2012, 10:59:10 AM »

Hell, Shecky, that hooker's not going to plasticize herself!
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #94 on: September 13, 2012, 01:30:42 PM »

     Never sell penguin engrams wholesale.
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« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2012, 02:57:18 PM »

The deer's carcass piroutted into the crowded ice cream parlor, leaving a hint of lemon fresh scent in its wake.
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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« Reply #96 on: September 13, 2012, 05:36:10 PM »

I wouldn't exorcise the ghost of Strawberry Shortcake from a poetry-spouting, borax-sniffing, cannibalistic elk with five testicles if I were you.
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2012, 05:40:40 PM »

Spunky, spiky, spanked spanakopites speak only when spoken to.
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
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« Reply #98 on: September 15, 2012, 01:47:14 PM »

Zimbabwean rats rode down the Deschutes River on a Ritz cracker, cackling gleefully and throwing fistfuls of popcorn at Dracula, who was visiting his teddy bear Alice.
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« Reply #99 on: September 15, 2012, 02:43:36 PM »

Both the Democrats and the Republicans have well thought out positions on this issue.
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« Reply #100 on: September 15, 2012, 03:48:12 PM »

I can't wait to see Oogieloves!
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retrorussell
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« Reply #101 on: September 15, 2012, 11:34:11 PM »

Did you forget to spank the mutated gerbilfish?
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retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #102 on: September 17, 2012, 11:12:53 PM »

Please don't take it personal, but Carol Burnett's anus doesn't like you.
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 1189
Posts: 9579


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »

Go slip on a puddle of octopus pee, you elephant pederast!
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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Karma: 1189
Posts: 9579


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2012, 05:44:54 PM »

Dr. Phibes has 5 eyelids parked delicately up his left nostril.
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