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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: February 20, 2011, 12:51:19 AM »

Spock: Howdy!  Whoops!  Wrong opera house!  How do you like the play Captain Kirk?

Kirk: Duck!


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
El Misfit
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Hi there!

« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 01:45:11 AM »

Yes, your honor, Captain Kirk did flirt with me and then he grabbed my ass......

yeah no.
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Bringing the trash home!

« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 05:28:02 AM »

Spock wasn't sure how to react when William Shatner walked onto set in a wig. His casting as Bella in "Twilight: A Space Odyssey" was illogical.

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2011, 04:52:25 AM »

Zachary Quinto: "That hot backlight is making my wig melt."  TongueOut

Tom Servo: [coughs] “You know, halfway through the dinner, my fillet got up and beat the hell out of my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.”
Hammock Rider
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2011, 12:21:13 PM »


Spock: My apologies. Eating that Romulan bean burrito before the lecture was illogical.

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Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2011, 01:00:00 PM »

What is that thing in the left-hand corner?  Buggedout

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
Bring back the '80s! For better or for worse!
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Even the best of us eff up big time..

« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 12:19:43 AM »

Spock: Thank you all for coming.  Before we begin, I would like to sing a ballad in honor of Bilbo Baggins.
(crowd empties in seconds)

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 09:42:35 AM »

Class, due to the overabundance of red uniforms, it is my unplesent duty to tell you are all going to die.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 05:06:03 PM »

Bonus DVD Feature - The cast remakes the Robert Palmer video, "Addicted To Love"
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 11:38:58 AM »

"For my next number, I will be backed by a gospel choir."

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