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sprite75
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« on: February 20, 2011, 12:51:19 AM »


Spock: Howdy!  Whoops!  Wrong opera house!  How do you like the play Captain Kirk?

Kirk: Duck!

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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 01:45:11 AM »


Yes, your honor, Captain Kirk did flirt with me and then he grabbed my ass......
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yeah no.
theedinburghbteam
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Bringing the trash home!


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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 05:28:02 AM »




Spock wasn't sure how to react when William Shatner walked onto set in a wig. His casting as Bella in "Twilight: A Space Odyssey" was illogical.
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2011, 04:52:25 AM »

Zachary Quinto: "That hot backlight is making my wig melt."  TongueOut
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2011, 12:21:13 PM »



FART!!!

Spock: My apologies. Eating that Romulan bean burrito before the lecture was illogical.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2011, 01:00:00 PM »

What is that thing in the left-hand corner?  Buggedout
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 12:19:43 AM »

Spock: Thank you all for coming.  Before we begin, I would like to sing a ballad in honor of Bilbo Baggins.
(crowd empties in seconds)
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 09:42:35 AM »

Class, due to the overabundance of red uniforms, it is my unplesent duty to tell you are all going to die.
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 05:06:03 PM »

Bonus DVD Feature - The cast remakes the Robert Palmer video, "Addicted To Love"
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 11:38:58 AM »

"For my next number, I will be backed by a gospel choir."
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