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« on: March 17, 2014, 12:55:32 PM »

Or as I call it, the "No S%!& Sherlock' award.

Given to a song or line in a film that so comments on the obvious, ya wanna smack it for doing ya that way.

Suspect #1- PLAN 9 > "Well, Inspector Clay is dead, Murdered, and someone's responsible!"

Suspect#2- Title song, KINGDON OF THE SPIDERS > Lyric "Or will it bring the unknown, that we've never seen before."

So...any examples ya wanna put on the list?

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2014, 06:42:02 PM »

A line my friend Lee and I put in as the teaser of a phony "Golden Age of Radio" Broadcast we did, for a show called BEYOND SCIENCE:  "Beyond the realm of things we know lies the realm of things we don't know!"
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 06:26:44 AM »

Good ol' Plan 9 classic:  "And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 07:52:57 AM »

Good ol' Plan 9 classic:  "And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
D'OH! How did I forget that? Gitten' old...
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2014, 09:04:02 AM »

Not a film, but revival series Power Rangers Samurai featured the main villain threatening the Red Ranger with "its payback time Red Ranger - and you're the one who's going to pay!" - the "payback" being on the Ranger's bloodline, meaning the Ranger will die - at the hands of himself, which the villain will achieve by fighting him... what?!?!
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 05:03:56 PM »

From the first XMEN:
"You know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."






From the otherwise great LA CONFIDENTIAL:
"Some guys get the world. Some guys get an ex-hooker and a ride to Arizona."
- to be fair, I'm pretty sure that line is in the novel too, but it's still pretty terrible. Basinger's barely-awake delivery doesn't help either.




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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2014, 09:17:33 AM »

From the original NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: "They're dead, they're all messed up.."
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