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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2011, 11:05:47 AM »

My biological parents
The bastards who assaulted me in high school
The teachers who wrote me off
The president of my country of birth
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2011, 11:31:50 AM »

Man I cant stand Ed.  If I ever meet him he is TOAST.
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2011, 11:38:33 AM »

Man I cant stand Ed.  If I ever meet him he is TOAST.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2011, 11:44:03 AM »

I've had an assault plan ready for a while now.


My target:


While I'm not strong enough to beat up a large crowd of people a drive-by paint ball gun shooting is hard to fight back against.

Aim for:
The head - So they might lose an eye
The balls - If you hear a pop you just saved us from the f**kers making more of 'em

When you're done with the pain ball guns drive away. Then come back before somebody calls the cops and tear gas them.

Also, spray paint the following on your van...

WE HATE YOU BACK, SHIRLEY!!
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2011, 12:10:48 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2011, 12:30:42 PM »

My biological parents
The bastards who assaulted me in high school
The teachers who wrote me off
The president of my country of birth


Trevor-my love is with you. Your life was hell. That you made it to where you arre is amazing. I salute you.
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2011, 12:34:45 PM »

Nobody really.  I just don't feel that people like that are worth wasting the emotional effort on.  If somebody is truly an a** hole, I honestly believe their day-to-day existence will provide them with far more misery than any simple beating ever could. 
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2011, 01:07:27 PM »

I used to have people I would like to beat up, but these days, I don't think there's a single person I hate that much. Sure, there are people who p**s me off. There might be one or two whose existence I wouldn't acknowledge if they walked right up and stood in front of me, but nobody I'd inflict bodily harm upon. I don't get emotionally wound up about people I don't know, and I tend to be pretty forgiving of those I do know. I usually judge people by the here and now, and I don't hold grudges for very long. You might have done me wrong years ago, but if you've been a stand-up guy ever since, that's what matters to me. I've had more than a couple friends who started out as "enemies" for lack of a better word.
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2011, 01:44:23 PM »

There is a girl that works as a clerk at the gas station in town. She is always so rude to me and rolls her eyes when i come into the store. I don't know what her problem is, i've been nothing but nice to all the people that work there.  When i ask for cigarettes, she slams them on the counter along with my change. She's rude to my mom when she goes in there. Today was the last straw though. I heard her call me 'that skinny b***h' as i was leaving the store today. Oh, how that p**sed me off. Where does she get off acting like that? you don't see me coming through the door saying 'hello fat-ass'.
I know the guy that owns the store, I've done all my business there for the past four years (even though their prices are a bit higher, i try to support the local business owners) just wait till i see him next. She has me thinking I should take my business elsewhere.
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2011, 02:14:54 PM »

Sister-Ive said it before-Ill say it again.
Yer a girl after me own heart. If I was 20 years younger I would track you down and marry you.  Smile
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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2011, 02:22:55 PM »

Kanye West
Simon Cowell
John Goslin
The entire cast of Jersey Shore
Anyone that tries to act like anyone from Jersey Shore
Justin Bieber
Ted Nugent
Frank Murkowski
Anthony Rollins
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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2011, 02:28:16 PM »

I'm not at all a violent person by nature but what makes my blood boil is child and wife beaters and abusers. These people are the lowest of the low.
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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2011, 03:13:59 PM »

hi

Newt i understand where you are coming from,believe me i am not a violent person by nature saying something and actually doing it are two totally diffrent scenarios.
I do not need to defend myself when it comes to my pupils as you are aware i have a son who is severely disabled my love for him and my pupils has no boundaries.
This particular teacher is one of those teachers who is both rude and physical with the pupils and i have had several complaints about him.
I do have a duty to my teachers as head teacher and though i despise him i have not yet taken any action towards him ,but this will not last long, he is well aware of causing disruption in my school and if he continues i will take positive action against him.
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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2011, 04:43:20 PM »

Everyone on this board...bring it on ya pansies.   Hatred

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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2011, 06:23:29 PM »

I've had an assault plan ready for a while now.


My target:


While I'm not strong enough to beat up a large crowd of people a drive-by paint ball gun shooting is hard to fight back against.

Aim for:
The head - So they might lose an eye
The balls - If you hear a pop you just saved us from the f**kers making more of 'em

When you're done with the pain ball guns drive away. Then come back before somebody calls the cops and tear gas them.

Also, spray paint the following on your van...

WE HATE YOU BACK, SHIRLEY!!


I'll join you on that one AJ
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