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El Misfit
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« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2011, 03:27:39 PM »

Im going to guess they are active?

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?
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« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2011, 03:42:56 PM »

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs....

Okay, here's one:

I'm in a computer, and also in a dog.
I'm in your brother, as well as in the fog.
I'm not in your sister, but I am in your mom.
I won't be in the grass, but you'll find me in Tom.
You'll find me in a door, accompanied by a twin.
I can be found in a dove, but not ever in a spin.
I won't be seen in a cat, but you'll know I'm with two.
If you've been paying attention, I'm in you!

What am I?

 Wink TeddyR
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« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2011, 04:19:28 PM »

The letter O!!!!! BounceGiggle
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El Misfit
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« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2011, 10:37:19 PM »

There's this one story house, but everything inside is purple- the rooms, water, food. bed, etc. what color are the stairs?

There are no stairs....

here's the actual answer- Are there stairs- the reason is that there isn't any indication if there is a stairs case or not. Wink karma though..
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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2011, 12:36:53 AM »

Why do kittens make good television announcers?

'Cause they have small paws.
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« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2011, 03:47:54 AM »

Try this:

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

Anybody solved this one yet?


Ghouck, you've got me stumped. How do you get a condom off an elephant?

You take the 'Y' out of SAY, and the 'F' out of WAY.

Here goes...

There's no "F" in WAY!
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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2011, 11:04:51 AM »



Ghouck, you've got me stumped. How do you get a condom off an elephant?

You take the 'Y' out of SAY, and the 'F' out of WAY.

Here goes...

There's no "F" in WAY!

Darn right there's not!!!
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« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2011, 01:00:40 PM »

This is fun!
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El Misfit
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« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2011, 06:04:58 PM »

here's a classic that I don't get.

What's gold, has four wheels and flies?
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« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2011, 03:56:08 AM »

This one hasn't been solved:
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant's fart?? Question

Ahem: (and only because I have kids) One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!

Try this:

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)
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« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2011, 08:39:07 AM »

Why do kittens make good television announcers?

'Cause they have small paws.

Close.

It's because they have 'wee paws for station identification'.   TeddyR
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« Reply #56 on: July 08, 2011, 08:47:49 AM »

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)

 TeddyR 
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« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2011, 02:46:25 AM »

The Maker does not need it, the Buyer does not use it and the User does so without seeing it.  What is it?

This was never answered and it's driving me crazy. (I'm not going to Google it.)

 TeddyR 

Alright, Newt. Well played.

Okay, you have nine coins, all of equal weight except for one counterfeit coin which is lighter than the others. Using a balance scale, can you identify the counterfeit coin in two weighings? Karma to the first person with the solution.
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