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A.J. Bauer
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« on: March 11, 2011, 06:52:46 PM »

Alright I'm starting at exactly 6:00 pm. The movie is ThanksKilling. A movie about a homicidal demon turkey. Right up your alley. I'll update my thoughts on this piece of 1-star crap every time I notice something.
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 06:59:55 PM »

SHOW TIME!
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 07:00:49 PM »

I was about to ask, 6:00 in what time zone?  TeddyR 
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 07:01:28 PM »

Did you know 1621 was the olden days? The movie sure needed to remind me!
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 07:01:54 PM »

I was about to ask, 6:00 in what time zone?  TeddyR 


Central. It's RIGHT now!
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 07:02:35 PM »

RANDOM GRATUITOUS BREAST SHOT!!!

I can do it too!
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 07:03:17 PM »

Women in the 1600's had breast implants apparently...
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 07:03:49 PM »

People tripping while getting chased count: 1
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 07:05:09 PM »

The turkey just said "Nice tits, b***h!"
I'm going to be here a while. Also it's the worst prop turkey EVER!
Where did they buy it? A dollar store?
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 07:05:41 PM »

Turkeys can hold axes apparently.
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 07:06:03 PM »

Yeah, it's all coming back to me now...  BounceGiggle
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"The best parts are watching Sly go through the full range of emotions: deadpan, deadpan with raised eyebrow, deadpan with quivering lip. There's also a great sequence where Sly drives his VW Beetle down the interstate for about 20 minutes, staring dramatically through the windshield.."-Joe Bob on A MAN CALLED RAMBO
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 07:07:20 PM »

I don't recognize any of the cast or crew. Also these credits are WAY too long. These should be at the end of the film.
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 07:08:12 PM »

WHY IS SPRING BREAK IN NOVEMBER?!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 07:09:34 PM »

Generic nerd stereo type. He's going to die. Guarantee.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 07:10:17 PM »

The redneck just made a poor taste penis joke. I hope they all get eaten by the f**king turkey.
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